- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My mom says hi ............ Jk she says hello

Two muffins are in an oven. Ten minutes later we're enjoying delicious muffins together.

How do you make a little boy cry? Slap the cookie out of his hand.

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why are chickens dying so fast? because black people are hungry.

What's worse than finding half a worm in an apple? Rape and child abuse.

What do you call an old man in his underwear with a bag of pepper on his back while licking pebbles off the sidewalk? Senile.

What's worse than The Holocaust? CREED...

one time when i bought a sonic blast they gave me a regular? size spoon and i was like this is a huge inconvenience.

A magician tells the boy to get into the box and locks him in. He wasn't a magician.

why do the jewish guy and italian girl talk? i dont know why any decent minded italian would talk to a jew so i don't know.

did Michael Jackson touch children ? yes of course. otherwise he would have been an absolutely terrible father

Why did jack fall off a cliff? Coz the hill was on a cliff.

Why was the man happy to see his wife dead? He beat her

What's the difference between ten dead babies and a Ferrari. A Ferrari isn't in my garage.

Why did the black kid pass the exam? Because he studied.

What do you call a boy with one arm one leg and an eye patch? Names

Yo mama so fat......Hiroshima.

A door walks up with a knob what does the guy do? he opens the door

What do you call a snake at a snail convention? A snake at a snail convention.

why did the kitten drink its milk? because it doesnt have a motor so has no need for petrol.

Q:What has more brains than the baby you just shot? A:The wall behind it!!!

whats funnier than anti jokes nothing

What do you call 17 blondes standing in a row? most certainly not Charles because it seems as though it would be incrediblely unlikley that a girl would be named Charles

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