What did the boy say when he could'nt find his dog? I wonder where Spot went.

a black guy walks into a store and is caught stealing things the police are called they get there and hes calmly escorted to the police car

question: do zombies eat brains answer: actually zombies don't exist, so they don't eat anything

Why did the blonde lose her job as a teacher? Because she was in a sudden and violent car crash in which she died a slow agonizing death.

Whats funnier than 24. ... DEEZ NUTS.

Dislike if you are a prostitute

The tooth fairy, Santa and, Justin Beiber are the same, little kids believe in them, whats wrong with America these days

... Chan chan

What did the man say to the woman before he had sex with her? "May I have sex with you, please?"

A man is watching a football game and sees a comercial for a medicine that boosts testosterone levels. However, this man has no issues with his testosterone levels, so he proceeds to watch the rest of the game and then goes to bed.

WHY WAS 6 AFRAID OF 7? I REALLY DONT KNOW!

What's worse than beating a dead horse? Nothing. Beating a horse is just too much fun

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. They are baked until ready and then enjoyed be the person who made them.

Whats worst than getting bombed by the russians? The holocaust!

Why don't you throw rocks at a black person riding a bike..... It could be yours

A duck walks ino a bar...... f*ck this sh*t im going to candy land.

What did one cake say to the other? You wanna piece of me?!?

What happened when the Arabic man went through airport security? He was racially profiled and stopped, delaying not only him but the line of people behind him.

what is the differnce between my truck and chuck norris? i eat my own poop.

Q What did Stevens mum say when he asked to be an astronaut A no your heads too big

If a tree falls on a woman and there is no one around to hear it, chocolate milk.

whats white jizz

Three men walk into a bar. The first guy bought two drinks, the second guy bought three drinks, can you guess what the third guy bought? A tazer.,

Silence is golden, duct tape is silver.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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