- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Suzy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Suzy.

what did jake say to the priest? hmmm, salty

So a ninja walks into a bar and he sees a cowboy and the ninja says i will kill you with my mad ninja skills and the cowboy says who needs mad ninja skills when you got a gun

do you know what happened to the bravest warrior in the battle who got stabbed in the foot while trying to rescue puppies from a burning building and dying children? well he took the children and puppies home, and ate them. then the SWAT came in and killed him. so yeah... oh... suck my a s s barf

Knock knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot, you racist.

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Where did Jonathan go when the bombs hit? Everywhere.

knock knock Who's there? Me Me who? Me Doa Kong Oh, Hi! Come on in.

I read my Uncle an anti-joke. He is still wondering why it made no sense to him.

Why did Bert go to the doctor? He had an appointment.

Why did the black guy stop his car? There was a stop sign

A manly man drives up in a yellow bug, What do the girls think? They think its very manly! (;

Know whats worse than a worm in your apple? Getting fridges thrown at you.

Why was little David sad? His father got hit by a truck.

why did bob fall off the swing Because he got hit by a microwave

What does a penguin and a watermelon have in common? They all come from Earth.

Why did the the chicken cross the road? So he wouldn't be late for his annual check up at the clinic across the street.

What do you call a group that has a microphone, a bass, two guitars and a drum kit? A Band

What do you call an Arab flying a plane? A terrorist. What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot. What are you racist or something?

A man jumped off a cliff. He died.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.

why can't Michael Jackson bake a pie???? Because he's dead

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I don't know why.

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