What's the same about a clown and a knife? They are both fun, except for the clown. I hate clowns.

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what is green and has wheels grass i lied about the wheels

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If the black man lives in the black house, and the yellow man lives in the yellow house, who lives in the white house? The white man. As unfortunate as it is, racism is still a very integral part of society, and the social dominance the white man holds in countries like America are not to be so quickly forgotten.

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Why did Jimmy's mom cry? She got stabbed in the arm and was suffering while bleeding to death.

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Why did an old man cause a car accident? He gotf a heart attack.

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Q: If your riding down the Nile on a boat and your boat springs a leak, how many boxes of pancake mix does it take to fix the hole? A: 58, because Koalas are marsupials

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Why don't meth addicts like food? Because they have not teeth to chew it with.

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What happened to the guy who dropped his soap in the prison shower? His friend picked it up for him.

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An SQL query walks into a bar, sees two tables and asks if it can join them.

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What happened to the chicken that crossed the road. It got hit by a fridge.

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Why can't Stevie Wonder read? Because, unfortunately, he is blind, prohibiting him from reading anything other than brail. He is, however, an excellent musician.

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Why did the white man buy a new pair of socks? His old ones has holes.

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The Pope walks into a bar, the barman says: "What'll it be, Pope?" But the Pope's knowledge of English is tenuous at best. He mumbles something in Latin that the barman doesn't understand. The Pope becomes frustrated and leaves.

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Why did the baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken

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A:Whats the air speed velocity of a swallow? B:What an african or English swallow? A:Well I don't know that.

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What does DNA stand for? The National Association of Dislexics.

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fun fact for the day: 100% of people that drink water die sooner or later

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What did one salt shaker say to the other salt shaker? Nothing, Salt shakers are merely used to add flavor to foods.

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How do you confuse a Blondel? Tell her there's a demon in her liver

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Knock Knock? Who's There? The Gestapo.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There was a worm on the other side. And the more pressing question is why do i watch a chicken in my free time

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What's worst then finding a worm in your apple??? Yo momma

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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