What's black and white and red all over and can't go through a revolving door? A nun with a spear stuck in her head.

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what do you call 10 dead babys lunch

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Q: If your riding down the Nile on a boat and your boat springs a leak, how many boxes of pancake mix does it take to fix the hole? A: 58, because Koalas are marsupials

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Q.who is Tiny, a lion and has no friends and is a bald eagle? A.Rory Johnston

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My favorite part of the movie Frozen is when the parents die.

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If the black man lives in the black house, and the yellow man lives in the yellow house, who lives in the white house? The white man. As unfortunate as it is, racism is still a very integral part of society, and the social dominance the white man holds in countries like America are not to be so quickly forgotten.

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Why did Lucy have blond hair? Answer: Because both her parents had recessive hair traits.

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why did the young teenage boy E J A C U L A T E? because he saw his sexy dad shirtless.

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Why did Jimmy's mom cry? She got stabbed in the arm and was suffering while bleeding to death.

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When does the Narwhal bacon? The Narwhal bacons at mid-night.

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Why cant Michael J Fox draw a perfect circle? because he is dying of parkinson's disease.

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Where's Waldo? In rehab. Waldo is in rehab.

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Why don't meth addicts like food? Because they have not teeth to chew it with.

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What happened to the guy who dropped his soap in the prison shower? His friend picked it up for him.

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What happened to the chicken that crossed the road. It got hit by a fridge.

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An SQL query walks into a bar, sees two tables and asks if it can join them.

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What does DNA stand for? The National Association of Dislexics.

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why did Suzie fall off the swing? because she had no arms.... well then knock knock! whis there? suzie. suzie who? she doesnt know either...she has no arms!

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what happens when an Asian and a Jew get married. They have children.

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What's worse than an hours detention? Gettind raped by a horse anally.

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A:Whats the air speed velocity of a swallow? B:What an african or English swallow? A:Well I don't know that.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally

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Why did the white man buy a new pair of socks? His old ones has holes.

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Two muffins are in an oven. Ten minutes later we're enjoying delicious muffins together.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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