- Anti Joke

what's worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings what's worse than 2 bee stings? the Holocaust. what's worse than the holocaust? 3 bee stings

Whats big orange and likes to eat rocks? a big orange rock eater

Chuck Norris once jumped off of a 9 story building. He broke half of the bones in his body because he is 71 years old.

Mr. Krabs lives in bikini bottom (pinch pinch)

What does a white man say when you slug him in the face with a club. Ow.

why did the man turn on and off the lights 20 times because he was diagnosed with O.C.D as a child

why did the chicken cross the road? because colonel sanders was chasing it with an axe

what's the difference between me and callum ? a couple of miles.... and id like to keep it that way

What did the little calculator grow up to be? Nothing

This Anti-Joke is funny. haha.

Knock Knock Who's there? There's a peephole on your door why don't you go ahead and look

Your mother is so fat that she's more prone to cardiovascular disease than other people who stick to the proper BMI or body mass index

It's yellow and you'll die when it comes into your eye. A taxi.

Yo mom as so dumb.... That she has a low IQ

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mother is so fat that I would call her quite fat indeed.

Q: What's the hardest part about eating a vegetable? A: The wheel chair.

Why did the cop pull the black guy over because he was speeding

why did the baseball player strike out? he forgot the bat

What did the southern uncle say to his nephew when he woke up? Good morning, son.

What did the fat kid get for chirstmas? diabetes

What do you call two blacks on a bike? Two good friends having a good time.

big fat hairy gigantic enourmous erectionn CC

What do you call a middle ages man driving a van filled with children? Coach.

What starts with "R" and ends in "JUR"? RJUR.