- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the giraffe say to the walrus? Nothing. Giraffes can't talk. What did the Scotsman say to the walrus? Nothing. Scotsmen can't talk.

your momma's so fat that she weighs a lot

Knock Knock Who's there Kevin Kevin who Kevin your friend dumbass

Why doesn't the fat kid have any friends? Because he is fat.

Why is it when birds fly in a "V" shape one side is longer? There's more birds on that side.

Whats the difference between black people and white people? They're both people.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?? It got shot Why did the 2nd monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey

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Connor is homo

what is this joke about? - i don't know i am still writing the j

What did nearly headless nick say when he became headless nick. Nothing because he doesnt have a head

what do you call a cross between lasagna and a human. weird

What do you call a blonde with a diploma? Dum,because blondes are still dum

Hey, guess what. What? ... Hello? Sorry, I don't talk to strangers.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why? I was asking you...

Yo mamma's so fat, that she weighs alot.

What did the little boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

what does a horny frog say RUBIT RUBIT

How many licks does it take to got to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? 357

Wanna hear a funny joke? Look at the next joke.

What did the mute say to the deaf man? Nothing becasue a mute is a person who cannot speak and a deaf man ould not hear the jumbled mumblings anyway.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Finding two worms. What's worse than finding two worms in your apple? Dying from cancer.

Q: If Alma have 4 corners..? A: Then there must be something wrong with Alma...

What was so incredible about this bigger new oven i just bought? It could fit twice as many Jews in it. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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