What's the best part of having sex with twenty-four year olds? There's 20 of them.

What's the difference between a pizza and a jew? A pizza is an Italian food and a jew is a human that practices the Jewish faith

what do you get if you cross a retard with ruddell? andrew ruddel

What's worse than being a Packer fan? Walking around with cheese on your hea... Oh, wait...

What did little Suzy get for Christmas? Molested

Why did suzie fall off the swing? Cause she had no arms. Why didn't she get back on the swing? cause she had no legs. Why didn't anyone help her up? Cause she had no friends. Why did she stay their all night? cause she had no family.

how many people with ADHD does it take to screw in a light bulb? wanna go ride bikes

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You pour cold water on her head or make a loud noise nearby.

What do you call a cat that plays football? Weird.

Your mother is so stupid that she has lived a very unfulfilling life due to her lack of education.

did you hear about the circus fire? it was tragic and hundreds of people were killed.

A mormon walks into a bar.

A storm be brewin!

Your momma's so fat that when she looked in the mirror she broke down crying and threw up in the toilet because she is belemic.

Why are black people so good at basketball? Because they practise.

A mexican walks out a mexican restaurant.

Why is Finnish taxi driver smiling while driving? He's happy.

Why did the suicidal terrorist swim with fish? He heard the SEALS we coming for him.

Knock Knock Who's there The Holocaust!

How do you become a dragon ball super saiyan? You sit there and scream like you are giving birth for three minuets

knock knock. whos there? the IRS you have recently filed for bankruptcy and we are repossessing your house.

What happened to the man who ate a piece of pizza after doing a lot of sit ups, while rubbing the belly of a fat man, and feeding his baby at the same time? He Lived

A man drives down the road in a van that says "Candy" He was doing his job in a professional manner

What did the water bottle say to the Itunes gift card Nothing,they're both innament object and don't have mouths.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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