how do u drown a blond you put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool.

Ask me if I'm God.. Dude, we all know you're not God.

So this drunk guy pokes this girl. 4 months later she has a misscarrage

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was depressed for a long time and decided to end his life by getting hit by a car.

Birdie Birdie in the Sky, Left a message in my eye ... So I shot the little bitch

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Well, you should, if only for the cultural experience.

what did the man say to his cat? sex. -teagan doherty

A blonde heard that 90% of all crimes occur within a one-mile radius of the home, so she had a security alarm installed.

Roses are red Violets are blue You are green Curse you!

justin bieber over spongebob *snicker*

Why did the Chef go to jail? He killed his wife.

Once their was an ugly barnacle. He was sooooo ugly that everyone died! The end. :D

Those that want what is best for me, shall listen to me and do only whatever I want. Those that want ONLY what is best for me, underestimate me greatly. You who stand in the way if my will, claiming you want what is best for me, better move aside.

Get some flipping new jokes people

Why did the little girl cry in school? Because she remembered her parents were both in prison. She is in a state run foster academy.

Q: why are black people good at basketball A: god you racist bastard

What's better than Sookie? The holocaust

knock knock... ...no answer

Yo mama so dumb, she studied for a blood test.

A Finn, a Swede and A Norwegian went to an island. The Norwegian shot them all.

There are two bears in a shower. One bear says "pass the soap." the other bear says "no soap. Radio."

How do you stop a bus? You don't, and Regina George didn't either.

Why Do Black People Love Watermelon? Because Its A Delicious Fruit.

a mexican guy, a jewish guy, and a priest jump off a plane they landed safely and had a great day

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