Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, technically speaking, chickens lack the capability to cross said road because chances are that it was a highway because highways cover 64% of america's roads. This being said, the possibility of a chicken being able to cross is is highly improbable. So to answer the question.... BACON!!!

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A man walks into a movie theater.and attempts to parate a film. He is then caught by employees of the theater and now faces fines and possible jail time for his actions.

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A man walks into a bar later at night & the bartender says how was your day the man replies "well I found out my mom is a raging crack addict, my grampa has alzheimer's & i have terminal cancer" how was yours the bartender says "I found out im Hitlers lost son".

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There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

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A lion walks into petsmart and asks the cashier were the dog food is. The Cashier replies your a cat and the cat food is in isle 4 you pussy

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What did the man say when he lost his car? Where the fuck did my car go

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Why didn't little Billy cross the road? He was dead.

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What did farmer brown say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

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Q:what happen to amy's baby A:it was eaten by a dingo.

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how do you confuse a brunette? paint yourself red and throw a fridge at her

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don't just stand there

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How do you make a drug dealer cry? Just say no

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what did one deer say to the other? nothing, he was shot during hunting season.

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Roses are Green Violets are Black Everything's different since I took crack

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Why was the little boy crying? Because a stranger shoved explosives up his butthole.

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Bläeghen-Fassybìll-No?cheb!

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Roses are red, Violets are violet, hence the name Violets.

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Why couldn't the pirate watch the violent movie? Because pirates died along time ago

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered 6 offender. And there was nothing funny about that.

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Why did they bury the fireman on the east side of the green grassy hill, to the left of the old well, underneath the huge apple tree? Because he was dead.

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What's worse than shitting whilst fucking? Losing your eye! Kelvin Yang

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A horse walks into a bar and orders a pint of beer, the bartender quickly takes out a shot gun and shoots the horse because he is secretly dealing horse meat to tescos

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Why did the school fall? Because a hurricane hit.

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An Englishman walks into a bar.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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