- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a lubia chin jew slave? Kia

What's big, old, and brown? A tree.

What does an Eagle and a Mole have in common? The are both of the kingdom Animalia, possessing many organ systems and cellular similarities. And they both live underground. Except for the Eagle.

What do you call a penguin in the desert? Most likely a dead penguin.

What's the difference between apples and oranges? You can't wash a window with a spade.

periods are red waffles are blue your mum's a milf I sucked her boob

what's worse than 10 dead babies in one trash can? 1 baby in ten trash cans

A man is a joke for making a joke on antijoke

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

Abe Lincholn had a son, But he died

what has hair? Organisms, or at least most do.

whats chinese noodles

Why did the skeleton cross the street. He didn't.

What's good about eating every night? Knowing that an African won't.

What do you call a Mexican without a lawnmower. A Mexican that is fresh out of college and does not yet own a lawnmower.

Why does everyone hate on justin beiber cause its easy

When is a door not a door? When it has yet to be created from its base components.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey.

What's worse than dividing by zero? Chuck Norris dividing your face!

If 6 is afraid of 7, what is 7 afraid of? ...Chuck Norris.

Q:Wats worse then cutting ur lawn A: diarea on a sunday morning

Roses are red, violets are blue No they're not, violets are violet

"Hey, did you hear that the Dungbeetles got a divorce? They live in California so she got half his shit."

A clown walks into a bar and orders a pie. After about 2 minutes, the bartender gives him a pie. Later, a blonde walks into a bar and orders a cake. After about 1 minute, the bartender gives her a cake. Then a dog walks into a bar. It doesn't order anything because it's a dog.

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