- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How is a presidential election like Alien vs. Predator? Whoever wins, we lose.

You in love with me? Like platonic? Fine, we will move operations elsewhere, you really got to tell me who you are working for someday.

Modern math questions: If I have 9 apples and you have 12 ice cubes, his many pancakes fit on a roof? Purple, because aliens don't wear hats.

What do you call a black doctor? Doctor.

Why doesn't Susie have a bike? She has no arms. Who pushed Johnny off a cliff? Definitely not Susie.

What shakes and twitches and can be found at the sea bottom? A scuba diver running out of oxygen.

Why did the black guy buy a bucket of KFC? Because he was hungry

What's the difference between a gluten free cereal and a regular cereal? One has gluten, and one has no gluten.

There was a two car pile up at wal-mart. 50 mexicans were killed.

Who's the slut of the alphabet? C.

Q: What did the Rabbi say to the butcher? A: "Do you have the time?"

What's black and white and enforces the rules at football games? A referee? Wow you're really smart.

Julian Ha.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because a fridge hit him.

"You must defeat Shen Long to stand a chance"

Roses are red Bacon is red Poems are hard Bacon

What did the white man say to the group of mexicans when a golf ball was coming toward them? 4!

roses are red you are dumb no one will care when you die

Last Christmas I gave you my heart. I am still waiting for a transplant.....

Why are aspirins white? Because the creator of aspirin didn't feel it necessary to color the pills.

Why do elephants have such big ears? So they can hear really well.

why did the Mexican eat a octopus because he was hungry would die if he didn't

Evidently, in order to get any person of an object (most notably a swing) you must hit them with some form of large and/or sharp object.

Yo mama's so ugly, she has difficulty attracting a partner.

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