- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the dog say to the mailman? Woof.

What did the underaged man say when he walked in the bar? He asked for a Coke.

What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

Maybe You'll Find Someone Else To Help You... Maybe Black Mesa... That Was A Joke...Haha...Fat Chance...

What did the man say to the young, blond athletic girl walking by? "Hi."

Knock Knock Who's there? Interrupting cow Interrupting cow wh- SHUT UP!

knock knock who's there? Police oh shit

A black man bites into a watermelon. Just kidding he was white.

How much wood can a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? The Holocaust

Why did Jonathan choose to watch something else other than Geordie Shore? Jonathan is intellectual.

Why did the toddler fall in the pool? He was irresponsibly left unattended outside and tripped on the edge of the pool. He died within two minutes and his parents were blamed for his death.

Q: How many licks does it take to the center of a tootsie pop? A: At least one.

Who is the greatest cook ever? Adolof Hitler

Q. What did Michael Jackson say to the banana? A. Nothing, he's dead.

How many people does it take to screw a light bulb? One, it's all the sex they can get.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered 6 offender. And there was nothing funny about that.

that awkward moment when there is no candy in the van.....

What did the bank teller say to Santa Claus? May I help you?

Two reporters walk into Tah rir Square. Both are abused and that's sad.

Doctor! Doctor! Everyone seems to be stealing things! Piss off, I am a doctor not a detective you prick.

Why couldn't the little boy see? His eyes were closed.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple-sized tumor in your colon.

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

How to trick hundreds or religious people to drink cyanide? You establish a religious community in which you establish a ritual of drinking Kool-Aid once a day and one day switch the Kool-Aid with cyanide.

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