Did you know him? Why the anonymous tip?

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What did the cat say when it stepped in poo? Meow.

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How many people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? most likely one unless there is physical disability that makes this person incapable of this action

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What happened to the gun that was jammed? It didn't shoot.

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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A. Ask me if I am a tree B. Are you a tree? A. No idiot

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Why do black people make the best milkshakes? because they use the finest ingredients

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whats black dirty gross and sits on the porch all day? a trash bag

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What do you call a black man that works in a church A priest

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whats the same about a donkey and a horse? They are from the same animal classification group.

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Which disney princess always stays old? Snow White

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Q: What's the hardest part about eating a vegetable? A: The wheel chair.

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How do you turn a piece of meat into a vegetable Break her neck

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Knock Knock Who's there? Sally Sally who? Haha I'm just kidding, I'm Jorge.

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Why did the little boy fall of his bike? He was dead.

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What's bad about being a ghost with no arms or legs? You're dead.

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roses are red violets are blue I have five fingers and the middle one is for u

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Does 2 + 2 = fish? No.

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Why didn't the blonde finish her book? She died.

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Why did the little boy sit next to the big boy? Because he wanted to get raped by big Jake!

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Q: What do you call a black guy with his degree in dentistry? A: Doctor

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I was trying to think of a joke to write, but then I became unsatisfied with my creativity and began to spiral into a depressing tangent of thoughts. I just took 37 Ambien, and have approximately ten minutes to live. Instead, I will spend my last moments writing goodbye messages to friends on Facebook and longingly looking at images of the past. Goodbye, world.

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Q: What's long, hard, and full of sea men? A: A submarine.

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Why couldn't the fireman get over the hill? Because he was dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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