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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A dyslexic man walked into a bra

What starts with D and ends with ICK? Drumstick.

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In Soviet Russia you don't drive car, because the Soviet Union was disbanded in 1991

Why did the man get frustrated searching through a box of forks? He was looking for a spoon.

What is the difference between a pizza and ten dead babies? I dont have a pizza in my oven.

What did one pig say to the other pig while sitting in the bathtub? No thanks I already have a typewriter.

why was their a child on the sun? There wasn't he would be incinerated

Ice cream rules kids are great how thinks of this? Michael Jackson

What's worse than cancer? Nothing.

How many polish people does it take to change a light bulb? Just one. The polish are a civilized and prosperous country.

Dyslexic drunk died choking on his own vimto last night

"Knock Knock" "whos there" "interupting cow" "interupting cow who" "i have aids"

so a moose walks into a super market and asked the lady where can I find the potatoes the lady says isle five so the moose goes to isle five and there aint no potatoes.

How do you drown a blonde. I recommend that you do not drown a blonde because it is a felony. You could face 30-35 years in prison.

If life hands you lemons you're probably hallucinating

Why did the black man get a zero on his SAT? He was up so late helping orphans with disabilities that he fell asleep during the test.

I do not want to know, you want to TELL ME so that I can increase the potency of the hypnotic suggestion by... Lets say... A number that if I said would work instantly? I wrote CONDOMS ARE FOR PUZZIES... Which kinda makes sense... Just a line, from the worst game ever.

What's worse than a dog peeing on your new flower garden? A terrorist attack.

"Have you guys ever seen Derrek Ashmores sisters? They are DTF if you know what I mean" - Jesse Ziegenbein

why did the jewish man die answer The hollucost

What's the difference between a pizza and a girl? I've stuck my penis in a pizza

Guys, I think I'm gonna apply to join the Crips. My SAT score is a 2050, and their average score is a 2200. My GPA, however, is a 4.6, and their average is only a 4.2. Do you guys think that they will take me? Or should I try and apply for the Bloods?

What's the dumbest animal in the rainforest? A polar bear.

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