- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Jimmy's mom: Jimmy go do your chores now!! Jimmy: You shut your mouth, whore. Get your smelly ass back in the kitchen!!!

A man walks in to a bar, and the Bartender says "Why the long face?" The man replies "My wife is dying of Terminal Cancer".

Whats the difference between a squirrel and a grape? They're both squirrels but ones a grap...

What's long and sexy? The Eiffel Tower

Have you heard of the lawnmower joke? No neither have I

How do you kill a blonde? Stab her with a knife.

"I'm terrible at writing jokes." -80% of the people on here.

Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

I've just been struck by an enormous bolt of lightning. I am covered in boils and my house is full of frogs. I strongly recommend that when referring to God, always use the upper case 'H' on all personal pronouns.

What do you say to the child with bruises on his arms? Stop hitting yourself.

what's the difference between a duck? one leg's the same.

a potato walks into a bar. people stare as it is physically impossible for a potato to walk since it is a vegetable

Your mother is such a whore that she engages regularly in acts of consensual but unprotected sex with various gentlemen.

A midget walked under a bar.

What is the difference between a dog and God? A dog is physical living creature while God is a supernatural being.

Knock Knock Who's there? Probably

Yo mama is so stupid that see should really be concerned with furthering her education in a four-year university

Why did the Black man buy some slaves? They were his family

Why Was 6 Afraid of 7? Because 7 was a Pedophile

A women in the kitchen.

A group of black people are arrested for murder, what do you need? A better prison.

Q: IMAGINE that your in a heart racing battle with a huge grizzly bear when suddenly a bird picks you up and carries you to china and leaves you on the adge of a cliff which then you are chased by warriors and are forced to jump off the edge. What do you do? A: Wake up

Why is it a shame if a kid gets run over by a car? I like the newspaper headlines about stabbings better.

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