- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What would you call Kenny Dalgleish if he was black? Mr Dalgleish in a formal setting, Kenny in an informal one.

Why did an old man cause a car accident? He gotf a heart attack.

Why did the boy fall out of the tree? This is no time to make insensative jokes you dick, Billy's on a hospital bed.

Why is Tommy dead? Because he died.

What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungee cord? My ass.

A fish swims up your penis...

Once upon a time, Ducks THE END

Whats The diference between a park bench and a black man? A park bench can support a family of five hahahhaahahah

A blonde takes a test. She scores higher than her Asian friend.

Why was the boy in a wheelchair raising money to buy a basketball uniform? Because wheelchair basketball is a popular sport

There are two types of people in this world, those that can extrapolate from incomplete data

There was a curtain who sneezed and then asked you for a tissue. He was in a room with two chairs a coffee table and a 37 year old bookcase, why did he sneeze???? Because he had a cold!!????

What did one dinosaur say to the other? Nothing and if you think dinosaurs talk you might need to be diagnosed for having Schizophrenia. Invega is a subtle treatment.

Can God do anything even if it's impossible? Yes. Can God make a rock so heavy he can't lift it? Yes. Can he lift that rock? Yes. Then he just failed at making a rock so heavy he can't lift it

How do you convince a therapist that he is crazy? Hide in a fortress made of sporks wearing nothing but a belt, and start hissing and throwing paint at him repeatedly.

Killing people is not illegal just ask a soldier

What's big, hard, in the water, and isolated? Shutter Island

Waseem is such a hard worker on Anti Joke all day.

roses are black, violets are black, im dead.

There were two men 1 says "hey stupid" and the other man says "Yeah"

Why did the little girl fall from the swing? She's got no arms.

a horse walks into a bar, hours later it walks out on two legs and the man who saw it all happen couldn't believe his eyes. The man then turns to the bartender and says, "I theenk eye've had enuf, Cut me hoff!"

what do u say to a man walking down the street nothing, u shouldnt talk to strangers

get in the car.

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