What's worse than the Holocaust? • • • Stubbing your toe.

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why did haris die...............................................his hair blond? .. u

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when life throws you lemons you should probably get out of the way because it will hurt

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Are you 9/11 because i would like you to destroy my tower.

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Why was Jimmy sad he couldn't play the Playstation? He didnt have one

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? He was mauled by a bear!

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Who let the dogs out? The burglar, he broke the door and they ran out.

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Whats worse than suicide? death

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What's the difference between tires and a black guy? Tires don't scream once there are chains around them. ;)

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Hillo, its Spodermen, teiling u i fuked ur bich.

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what did George Washington say to his men before crossing the Delaware river? Get in the boat.

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What's the worse thing O.J. Simpson has gotten away with? Running a red light

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Q: How do you tell a Jewish person that you love them? A: You tell them "I love you".

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What do you call a Mexican without any arms or legs? A bean.

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what did joe eat for breakfast? he didn't eat, joe is schizophrenic steve's best friend

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Q: How many Jews does it take to fix a light bulb? A: 2, one to hold the light bulb and the other to turn the ladder

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What do an Eagle and a sugar cube have in common? The fact that if let to disintegrate they both turn slowly to hydrogen after a period of time.

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Why did the stoner visit anti-joke.com? Because he was bored, and probably kinda high.

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Q: Why couldn't the man get laid? A: Women were afraid of his 7 testes and 4 penises.

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The kid wakes up in the middle of the night to get some water. But over hears sounds from his parents room. he looks through the keyhole. Then he comtinues walking and says. "Why does mom say i cant suck things?"

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A sad horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" the horse answers "My wife was just diagnosed with terminal cancer."

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A blonde woman with her son are in walmart , as they approach the food and beverage section , they see a mexican man looking at the eggs. The man asks for help from the blonde woman about egg quality. She says ABD Eggs are the best so the mexican guy chooses that. Upon leaving the little boy points to the mexicans guys hat and shouts "ALIENS !" the mother gets really embarassed and shouts at her son for his behaviour and says it is not right. The mum gets relieved that she say that the mexican guy could not hear since he was listening to music. Upon the way out the mum spots a purplish liquid dripping out of the mexican guys hair. She asks him and he replies "Its the hair gel". The blonde and son nods and continues on their lives. - AK

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Why the West African Rhino is extinct? They were never Horny

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Dude, i know this guy, who knew this guy named Ben, who knew this guy named Valen, who knew this guy named Chad and he said.... Ben's Dead.

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