- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call four black people in a car? A family road trip.

What do you call a bunch of Mexicans running down a hill jail brake

What's worse than being a Packer fan? Walking around with cheese on your hea... Oh, wait...

A cat playing laser tag.

What did Grandma Sally give Little Timmy for Christmas? Herpes

whats ironic about a white van being white the driver usualy is not

What looks like a horse, but smells and has feathers? A dead horse with a pidgeon in its ass.

You know what is funnier than 24???? I don't know that's why I was asking

Tell me who you are, who you are working for, I wont tell anybody, and I will have someone to hack this site on the hour and remove these comments, please.

Why didn't the lady answer the phone? She is deaf and mute.

How do you stop an oncoming bus? You push a stroller in front of it.

What did the white man say to the black man? Nice Pants

Whats the hardest part of the vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

A Christian walks into a bar . . . mitzvah.

What does the ice cream man say to the kids? Hey kids want some ice cream?

What do u call a joke with no punchline? An anti-joke

Why don't you run over a black guy on a bike? Because It's probably your bike..

Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: "There goes my income. I dont know how I'll support my family now, or keep my crops alive."

My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard. I guess I make a good milkshake.

so your in a room with mickey mouse and the lights go off, how did the lights go off mickey mouse turned them off

roses are red violets are blue i have dementia its not funny

What's black, blue, red, green, white, purple, orange, yellow, etc.? Last I checked, a bunch of colors

Why did the chicken cross the road? He grew tired of hearing the most over-used joke set up in recorded history.

Why was Six afraid of Seven? Because Seven beat and raped Six when he was child multiple times, and Seven threatened to kill Six if he told anyone.

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