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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did we invade Afghanistan? Because we hate arabs.

Why are women bad drivers? -There are no roads in between the bedroom and the kitchen.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? AIDS

What's worse than finding a Holocaust in your apple? The worm

whats the difference between a ferrari in my garage, and a pile of dead babies in my garage. I do not have a ferrari but i do have a pile of dead babies

What did the fat lady order at McDonalds? Nothing because she forgot here wallet at home.

daughter and boyfriend havin sex baby baby baby ohhh!! mum walks in; what you doin signin to justin bieber,oh ok just make sure you dont sing to his song its crap!!!!!!!

How many Jews can you fit in to a car? Well depending on the car 2-8

Why do midgets wear condoms? To avoid unwanted pregnancies and sexually transmitted diseases.

why'd my house get destroyed I was afraid the tornado that hit mass was going to destroy it so I blew it up

What did the moose say to the photographer? Moose say cheese.

Why did tigger look in the toilet? Because he is being treated in a mental institution and eats his own fecal matter.

shirt and blue, i call this one snow white, to score and seven years a jo, six samurai kageki, coral, 50 piece, specific frame, whats with that one, amy, hoption, smell my butt, smell my balls, smell my fart, smell my poop, urgay

Q:a black man walks down the street with alot of light whats happaning he A:is it the parade of light

Whats long hard and has seaman? A submarine!

How do you not get disappointed at the ending for "Mass Effect 3"? Don't play the game, dumbass.

What did the meteorologist say when there was tornado? There is a tornado 7 miles West of the station.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was tired of hearing that joke

Why did the baby's bedroom smell so bad? The mom farted.

A dyslexic walks into church and asks the priest. "Father is there a dog."

There was a brunette, a blonde and a red head, They were all great friends!

If I was, yet this syndicate was a legal one, necessary in order to maintain world peace trough the means of economical stability and such, would this be acceptable to you? Hypothetically of course.

Why was the young child dead in the middle of the road? His mother wasn't there to prevent him from chasing the ball across the road, and therefore, he ran in front of a truck

Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because no one can draw a perfect circle.

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