- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:what is long ,black and red but smells like poo.? A:poo from someone dying of bowel cancer.!

What do you call a million pigs jumping out of an aircraft? Bacon.

How long does it take for light to travel a light-year ? A year.

Why did Sara fall off the swing? -She had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? -Not Sara!

A black man sees a watch that he want. He then purchases it with his hard earned money.

What do you call a piece of celery with peanut butter on it? your moms dead

Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I'm color blind, How about you?

YOU KNOW YOU'RE AS FAT AS JESSE WHEN... 1. The scales don't go up to the weight you weigh. 2. You know the true meaning of the word Plus-Size. 3. You can't see your feet without sitting down.

Q: What did the skeleton order when he walked into a bar? A: A beer and a mop.

Whats worse than having a worm in your apple? Having one in your intestins.

What do you call a German who roasts Jews for a living? A comedian.

Why did the guy go to the strip club? To look at naked people.

why did the students in 7/8 red try to commit suicide? they had miss harding as a teacher!

A chicken crossed the road and the farmer said, "Where the hell is that chicken going!?"

why did the little girl fall off the swing? she was a double amputee.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a short term memory Roses are red

Your mom is so old she is significantly more identifiable in a crowd of middle-aged men and women.

How do you keep children off your lawn? Touch them.

A horse walks into a bar The bartender says "why the long face?" The horse says nothing, because he's a horse The bartender soon relizes there is a horse in his bar, and calls animal control

Your mumma is so fat, she has diabetes.

knock knock, whos there? billy i dont know who you are, please get away from my front door before i call the authorities

How do you kill a pirate? Throw him of a bridge

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks him "why the long face?" "All horses have long faces" he replied.

Why arent guys and girls the same? Cause there different

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