- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the black man start his car? He turned on the emission and lightly leaned his foot on either the accelerator or reverse pedal, depending on the position of the car.

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Hit it with a brick.

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Whats the difference between a penis and a vagina? Pancakes,

Why did Lisa spill her drink? Her plane crashed.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the tiger.

Q: why are black people so much darker than white people? A: genetics.

A man walks into a vagina. The man, expecting a holiday inn, is very confused, and later gets mauled by five bears, who mistook his scent for a fish.

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Why was the woman sad on her 21st birthday? Because she was born on September 11,1980

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? "Robin, get in the Batmobile."

Why was the man white? Because he wasn't black.

Why cant the guy drink his beer Because he hasnt opened it yet

Why do bees fly? Because evolution made them

Q: What's very loud, has 60 wheels, and is covered in snow? A: A massive car pile up in January that was caused by a women being distracted while Texting. 7 people were killed.

Luke, I am your father... Uh... Okay, thats chill, so uh, is my last name Vader or somthing? No son, my name is Anakin Skyw... NOOOOOOOOOOO THATS IMPOSSIBLE!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Pansies are flowers, And daisies are too.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because 7 8 9. I'm just counting

Why didn't Susan go to school on show-and-tell day? Because she's dead.

How do you stop a baby from crawling circles? You nail it's other hand to the floor too

What's the same about a clown and a knife? They are both fun, except for the clown. I hate clowns.

what is green and has wheels grass i lied about the wheels

Why did an old man cause a car accident? He gotf a heart attack.

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