- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the woman make a sandwich? Because she was hungry.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He actaully never did. He only made it half way before a cop issued him with an infringement notice for jaywalking.

What do you call an obese kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names.

all your base are belong to mark

Q: Whats the difference between porno and your mom? A: I can masturbate to porno

Why did the white woman press charges against the black guy? Because he raped her

The WNBA is on the cooking channel

What is my cats favorite college? Harvard

What happens when a blond walks into a bar She buys a drink

ok guys finish this joke: Im the biggest fag-got because_____________.

What did the black man in a white van get when he went over the speed limit? A speeding ticket

A blindman walks into a bar... then a chair, then a pole

What did the fat kid eat for dinner? Salad, he's on a diet.

How do you hurt a clown? shoot it.

Why did Suzy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Suzy.

Why doesn't Caillou have hair? Because he has cancer.

Knock knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant.

So a ninja walks into a bar and he sees a cowboy and the ninja says i will kill you with my mad ninja skills and the cowboy says who needs mad ninja skills when you got a gun

do you know what happened to the bravest warrior in the battle who got stabbed in the foot while trying to rescue puppies from a burning building and dying children? well he took the children and puppies home, and ate them. then the SWAT came in and killed him. so yeah... oh... suck my a s s barf

what did jake say to the priest? hmmm, salty

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot, you racist.

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Where did Jonathan go when the bombs hit? Everywhere.

Why did Bert go to the doctor? He had an appointment.

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