Why was Sally in a wheelchair? Her abusive father beat her repeatedly with a rake.. Then as she crawled out the door to try and get help, the abusive father took his Dodge Ram and ran over her legs reapeatedly. Then began to slap her. Luckily, a vigilante saw the whole thing and slaughtered the father with an axe and carefully escorted Sally to the hospital. After a couple of weeks of beautiful and extraordinary care, Sally made a full recovery and was able to leave.. and all patients have to leave in a wheelchair

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You know what I'm thinking of right now? Eyebrows

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Matrix if it had been with (as planned at some stage) with Will Smith. Normal Neo: Yes trinity lets find the others. Smith Neo: Yo pretty lady, lets go find them ho`s and chicken and stuff, then we can like go surfin and driving nuts and all that crackin stuff and then we etc etc. Normal Neo:... Smith Neo: You tellin ME this is your world Smith? Im Anderson yo and the one, Im gonna bitchmack you all and then just whoop you all with my master blaster no kidding buddy I have yellow belt Kung fu yo! Neo: We have to do something. Smith Neo; Yo unless we make a real rap video first we cant do the proper stuff you, why is this place all so green, get some colaaas! Seriously first we get carlton and then he dances his crazy dance while I go boyAAAAAAAAAAAAAAZ with my rap ok?

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once, my brother took my lard and gave it to the less fortunet

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Have you seen Whitney Houston's new house? Neither has she.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, i got a boner, from looking at you

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Why did the trombone player have sex so often? Because he was hot.

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Why didn't Josh go to school? On his way to school, a majestic flying homeless man hit him in the head with a sea cucumber.

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Starting a Genocide #YOLO

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What do you call a hindu that has radiation poisoned A radiatative hindu

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An overweight man is at a gym. he is trying to lose weight because he feels uncomfortable with his size.

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Why did the fridge fall off its bike? Because someone threw a little girl at it.

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Jebron Lames.

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What did the penguin do in the desert? He died .

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What did the rabbit say to the man nothing animals cant talk

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Q: What lives in holes? A: Jerks.

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If Tigger was a black panther Christopher Robin would have named him Nigger.

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How do chinese people call the firemen? By phone.

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i woke up in the middle of the night and my entire bed was wet... know what i did? i layed a towel down and went back to sleep

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why did the little girl scream?She was afraid of clowns and hated small cars running around a tent at 6 o'clock at night

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Roses are red violets are blue I have altimers cheese on toast Srry bout the spelling. I couldn't REMEMBER!

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Knock knock. *Silence Knock knock *silence Knock knock *Silence KNOCK KNOCK. *Silence (Busts open door) Oh right I murdered Billy a week ago

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Why are black people black? They're not. They're brown you idiot.

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Q. Why are most jews unemployed? A. They all got fired.

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Anti Joke

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