Kid: Mom I'm gonna dig a hole all the way to China! Mom: That's sweet but it's impossible dear. You'll get to tired after awhile to go any farther. Also, by any chance you did dig really deep, you would melt and die if you got the the center because the magma will kill you when you get to it. Alright son? Kid: What?

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I don't think Holocaust jokes are funny, Anne Frankly I find them offensive.

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Roses are red violets are green i can't rhyme bridge

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Why did George shaw fall off the swin?. Because he got a bowl thrown at his head

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Thank you for flying Buzzy Fly Airlines. Today we'll be flying around Uranus.

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How do you confuse a blond? Look at her

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A man dies on the operating table and finds himself in front of the Pearly Gates. St Peter looks at him and says " You are having a hallucination due to all the drugs they have given you and because your brain releases chemicals when you die. I am not real and there is not heaven or a god." Upon resuscitation the man contemplates his hallucination and becomes an Atheist.

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Thanks, I admire your sincerity, and I am happy to see that I got a lot more in common with you, than with well, my nerdy and geeky friends, which are not reading this here and now unless they are going against their orders and messing up their own work schedule. I just want you to know that I have fallen in love with you Nero, and if that is a problem for you, please let me know ASAP.

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I tried to play soccer a long time ago. I didn't score and managed to get red card... Then I realized it was not my thing

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Once upon a time, in a magical kingdom, there were too many similar jokes on anti-joke.com. One man thought he could be funny by writing a joke that referenced this, and be even funnier by referencing what he was referencing. Then he referenced that, then that, and so on until the layers of meta caused his brain to explode. Some of it landed in your mother's vagina.

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"Hey dude, wanna come with me??" "Sure! Where????" "To the grocery store, I need to buy a couple of lemons"

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I work at jcpenny

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What's orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot

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Why did the chicken cross the traffic filled road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? Chicken delivery.

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why was the black mans shirt ripped? because he escaped genocide in africa

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Jennifer walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender's name was Steven. His friend's sister who was my cousin's ex wife has the same name as the girl Jennifer. That's what I heard.

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Why did Polly fall off her roof? Because her dad pushed her.

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how do demolish a building alkekwhakbar

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What do you get if you cross a goat with a horse? Long letters of complaints by animal rights groups

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Why couldn't Jimmy eat his food? Because I threw a microwave at him

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Hail Hitler

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Roses are red violets are blue you better run I see you

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Your mother is so stupid that she claimed the pole ran into her.

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Q: What say one therapist to a friend? A: I'm the rapist

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