whats worse than having that Holocaust joke be the best anti-joke for months? Windows updates

An Irishman walks into a bar.....Duh.

Did you hear about the man with 3 balls? He liked tennis

Knock knock Fuck off!

There was an english man, and irishman and an pakistani sitting in a bar. What a wonderful example of racial & cultural differences bing put to one side while they are socialising in a friendly environment.

whats ironic about a white van being white the driver usualy is not

Justin Bieber

A man penetrates another man.

Why would a baby cry? Because it's being put through a juicer.

look im not better than you, your a ten im a two your a queen im a fool you got looks i got scares u got talent i got beuty to its a win win

What is funny about civil and women's rights? Nothing, they are very serious matters.

Lebron James got a new iPhone, but he has to keep it on vibrate because he doesn't have any rings.

Why did the weiner dog puncture Doris's bladder? It got carried away during an oral sex session.

Why did the shrimp refuse to share? Because he was a little shellfish.

Why did the police officer pull over the black person? He made a traffic infraction.

Your Mamma So Fat The Old Thing That Block's Her From Destroying Kid's Party's Is The Front Door

wanna hear a joke womens rights

Why did the pony say neigh? That`s all he can say

Whats worse than 4 dead babies in a bucket? finding an actual joke on Anti Joke.

Why did the gum cross the road? It was stuck to the chickens foot.

your mom is so black that it can be assumed she is of african descent

Well this is pointless.....

I have three heads and nine eyes, what am I? I'm a liar.

Why did the black man walk into the white house? Cause he lives there because he is our president

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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