Why did Rainey fall off the swing? She had no hair.

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What do you do with a Jewish kid with add( attention deficits disorder)? Send him to a concentration camp

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What did the blonde say when she saw anti-joke.com for the first time? Nothing. She's been in a vegetative state for three years and her parents finally decided to pull the plug.

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What is the Modern Day slave trade? The nba

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor?

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Haiku's are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

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whats worse than gill? nothing

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how many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? --probably just one, unless cerebral palsy runs in her blood, therefore her aid would assist her.

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how does a chinese chick check if she's pregnant? swallows a rubix cube and if it comes out solved shes pregnant

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knock knock *opens door* WE DON'T WANT ANY!

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What's worse than Christmas alone? Pedophiles.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witnesses, can we have a moment of your time?

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Wanna here a funny joke? Will is straight HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA hes gay

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Why was the anti-joke poster offended by all of the thumbs down? Because he didn't understand the concept of an anti-joke and instead submitted a childish, racist, incoherent lame 'joke'. This filled him with angst because he is uneducated and doesn't respond well to criticism.

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What color is cotton? White Well in Afrca, they grow black cotton

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What happens when three drunk men are driving 80 miles off of a cliff. They all die on impact from the great fall and their family's mourn over their deaths for years to come.

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You know who else sucks dick? My aunt Jane. She was forced to become a prostitute after she got fired from her job.

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why did the cookie go to the doctor? he had to get a physical to be eligible for his school's football tryouts. his mom drove him there but was very careful not to get his hopes up too high since his chances of actually making the team were slim to none based on the fact that he had no arms or legs but only succulent chocolate chips in every bite.

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Knock knock. Who's there? IRS. Youre being audited, Sir.

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So I says to the guy "take the money and run." He then takes my money and walks down the street.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Conscience. Conscience who? Oh, sorry about that Hitler, you wouldn't know who I am.

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Want a fight? You Spelt F**K wrong O.o

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What did Aladin say to Mulan? Nothing. Although they are both Disney characters, they never appear in the same film, and therefore never communicate.

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What do you call a lepucaun leaping in a feild of flowers, on christmas? Ground beef.

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Anti Joke

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