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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call an attractive woman in a blender? A very rare occurrence.

q; whats small and high pitched a; rory johnston

Friends are like potato, when you eat them die.

Why was the Mexican stopped at the border? He forgot his passport.

Why was the teenage girl bleeding from her vagina? Because I had shot her in her vagina with my gun earlier that day.

They say you are what you eat, but i don't remember eating a big bowl of sexy.

Why did the man die? Supercalifragilisticexpialidosious

Why is my lawn red? Because i forgot to tell my neighbor's children to move

what did the kid with no hair get for christmas? cancer.

What do you think when you see an asian woman behind the wheel of a car? She's very attractive.

roses are red violets are blue i take pleasure in the simple things in life as i have nothing else left to live for

Why did the kid throw a clock out the window? The kid was probably having a temper tantrum and it was an expression of frustration.

Why did the young boy hit the other young boy? Because the other young boy was bullying his friend and he thought it was time he should stand up for himself and take control of the situation.

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black I'm blind

Whats funnier than a pile of dead babies nothing child abuse is not a funny matter.

why did the blond sop at a red light? because it was red.

roses are red violets are red the whole world is red i started the holocaust

What did the horse say to the other horse? We are both horses

Justin beiber's penis

If a quiz is also referred to as a quizzicle, then what is a test also referred to as? A test, really. There are no synonyms for 'test' which would result in a humorous punchline; 'exam,' 'essay' and 'evaluation' are the closest possible answers and none of them provide humor at all.

What is the definition of a shame (as in "that's a shame")? When a picnic is postponed due to rain, or hired entertainment becomes unavailable at the last minute due to illness, or a book ends badly having started out well.

Why is it unpleasant to eat a meal with lots of basketball players? Because they will be focussing entirely on discussing tactics (especially if there is an upcoming game), and therefore will probably not be displaying good manners or making polite mealtime conversation.

What do you get for the man that has everything already? Another one.

Geeks have girlfriends...................... . . . I MEAN alien friends (geeks are losers and you decide your a geek or not)

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