- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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the wild black man is searching for food. He spots a KFC, and goes wild. He then proceeds to get in line.

What do you call a dead man walking? Someone on death row.

A: Knock, knock A: Knock, knock A: Um, knock, knock! B: Sorry, I was pretending that I wasn't home.

why was the boy crying? cause an elephant tusked him up the ass

funniest joke ever!!!!!.....chris.

What do you say on a date with Uma Thurman? Hey Uma, pass the salt.

why is six afraid of seven? because seven is a jew!

Why was the black man fired from the bakery? He didn't work hard and was repeatedly absent

Have you seen Jennifer Aniston's newborn baby? Neither has she.

A father and son get into a car crash. They go to the hospital and both the father and son are unconsciuos. The doctor comes in to the son's room and says, "I can't operate on this boy, he is my son. How could this happen if the dad is knocked out? It was a gay couple.

I had an amnesia joke But it was written down on a slip of paper because someone else wrote it down. Let me just take it out & read it to you

A black man walks into a bar. He is then beaten upon and hung, as this is the 50s.

what do you call a black man falling off a cliff holy shit

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Often, Asians argue that they can speak properly... Like instead of L's, they use "R's." Sure... http://eng.tekkenpedia.com/wiki/Leo#Introduction

If Billy has 4 apples in his left hand and 6 apples in his right hand, what does he have? Very large hands.

What happened to the woman driver who drove to Tesco? Due to the pleasant traffic conditions, she arrived slightly earlier than expected and she finished her weekly shop in forty minutes. She returned home, once again in good traffic and ate a delicious lunch of sausages and chips.

what goes ha ha ha ..plop? We are all going to die.

Did you know? . You already know!

I like to rape children, then kill them, eat them and defecate them into a toilet

What's the difference between an orange? A duck.

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says "Why the long face?" The horse replies "I'm dying of AIDS so I guess I'm feeling a little sorry for myself"

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