- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the girl fall of the swing someone threw a refrigerator at her

An optimistic person says the glass is half full Pessimistic people say the glass is half empty Engineers say the glass is 2 times the size it needs to be.

Roses are red Roses are white and I one time saw a purple one

A man walks into a bar, and is brutally slaughtered by eight drunk customers.

What's the difference between a lesbian and a Pringle ? One is a snack cracker, the other is a crack snacker.

what do you call a black guy with a nice car? most probably a rapper or professional athlete, however there is also a great chance that he is a doctor of philosophy and well educated.

A black man walks into a KFC, he then realizes that he is in the wrong store, and walks out.

What's Funny About A Black Man Being Shot? Nothing, That Man Was My Friend.

Why couldn't Gladice get out of bed? Because she was dead!

Two trains, on the same track, left different stations, and travelled in opposite directions. 74 people died.

What kind of mother doesn't do laundry? A dead one.

Why did the bones cross the street? They didn't. The dogs ate them.

- why did the chicken cross the road? why? - to get to your house. - knock knock. who's there? - the chicken.

what is red white and blue? the french flag

A blond, a brunette, and a red head are stranded on an island. They all die of starvation.

two muffins are in an oven and one turns to the other and says,'' hey, it sure is hot in here''. and the other one says," holy crap, its a talking muffin!''

A princess decided to kiss a frog in the hopes that it would turn into a handsome prince, as she found none of her suitors to her taste. The frog was incredibly poisonous and she died of total organ failure three days later.

A guy walks in to a bar and says to the bartender "I'm fed up with all these 'guy walks into a bar' jokes on anti-joke. The bartender says "I have no idea what you're talking about".

whats the king of the forest, is the color brown and is red all over? A deer or someone's soon to be dinner.

What do you call a man running away from the bus? A man

Why 't the blonde dial 911? Because phones haven't had dials on them for at least 40 years or so. She can however punch it in on her keypad.

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a pile of shit. I don't have a pile of shit in my garage.

Bryson got a concussion...he died

What did the frat guy drink after he lifted? A various assortment of beverages that were chilled at a cool 66 degrees.

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