- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why did the black man have a gun? A: We was recently indicted for insider trading and preferred suicide to a long prison sentence.

There was a two car pile up at wal-mart. 50 mexicans were killed.

Modern math questions: If I have 9 apples and you have 12 ice cubes, his many pancakes fit on a roof? Purple, because aliens don't wear hats.

Wear a Mario costume What happened to Luigi? I ate him.

Why did the black guy buy a bucket of KFC? Because he was hungry

What is colored and looks good hanging from trees? Oranges. Get your mind out of the gutter!

What do you call a sheep with big teeth? Mitch

"You must defeat Shen Long to stand a chance"

What did one saggy boob say to the other one? Better perk up or they'll think we're nuts.

You in love with me? Like platonic? Fine, we will move operations elsewhere, you really got to tell me who you are working for someday.

Who's the slut of the alphabet? C.

What's the difference between a gluten free cereal and a regular cereal? One has gluten, and one has no gluten.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because a fridge hit him.

What do you call a person that smells like shite and chases uglier girls than him? .. . . . . . . .. . . . . . Smelly McD the smelly cunt

What shakes and twitches and can be found at the sea bottom? A scuba diver running out of oxygen.

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What is red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

Why was the black man fired from his job? Because the company was beginning to lose sales which then resulted in job cuts.

Why did the nervous man jump out of a plane? He was sky diving.

What's black and white and enforces the rules at football games? A referee? Wow you're really smart.

Q: What did the Rabbi say to the butcher? A: "Do you have the time?"

How is a presidential election like Alien vs. Predator? Whoever wins, we lose.

Why doesn't Susie have a bike? She has no arms. Who pushed Johnny off a cliff? Definitely not Susie.

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