- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Excuses are like assholes: Gay men like to have sex with them.

Why was the man wearing all white? He was a part of the Ku Klux Kan.

Laughter is the best medicine. Not for cancer.

Why did the cow hail a taxi? Because cows can't drive.

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Paris Hilton spend 2 whole days in the slammer due to possesion of narcotics. I would have gotten 20 to life... no... it's not funny...

Ain't idn't a word.

What is ET short for? Extra terrestrial

Why couldn't Billy write his own name... ...because he was wearing purple lemonade???

I would tell you a joke about a broken pencil, but it's pointless.

What did the blind man say to his teacher? Nothing, blind people can't talk.

What's worse than eating poop for your whole life? Nothing really, you've got serious problems if you have another option...

why does the world spin? Chuck Norris says so

So a guy walks into a bar. Ouch. It was a gay bar.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple Getting raped by a hose

Some guy pretends to be Santa on the street. He touches a little girl and says "It's okay i'm Santa" So the pedophile Santa molestes the little girl. The little girl goes home and says that Santa touched her so the parents go looking for this guy. And then they find out he died of a heart attack.

An alligator walks into a bar. The bar tender calls animal control and calmly escorts everyone out the back door.

What did the dealer say to the addict? Sup.

Knock Knock Who's there? The IRS. You've been convicted of tax evasion.

Whats funnier than a guy in a wheelchair? A guy on the floor squirming to get back in his wheelchair.

What do you call a cold chicken? A Raw Chicken.

Why is Skrillex so bad a fishing? He has Parkinson's Disease

There are two muffins in an oven. Since they are inanimate objects, they do nothing but sit there and bake until they are a golden brown color, at which point a man takes them out of the oven and eats them for breakfast.

knock knock whos there i have Alzheimer's I have Alzheimer's who Cream cheese

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