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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the dog get for Christmas? euthanization

Whats red and looks like a bucket? -a red bucket Whats blue and looks like a bucket? -a red bucket disguised as a blue bucket

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

What do a software designer, a civil engineer, an airline pilot, and a long-distance swimmer's support team have in common? All of them use angles and trigonometric ratios to help solve problems.

Why did the wheel fall of the car?? Cause you can't fit 10 pancakes inside of a doghouse.

A poor boy receives his first wrapped present in his entire life. Why did he hate it so much? Because it was a copy of "Mien Kampf" Is he Jewish? No, he actually does know what "Mien Kampf" is because he is poor and cannot read.

Why did the blond get fired from her job at the M&M factory? Because she threw out all the M&M's with W's on them.

why did the man french kiss the horse? because he was high on l.s.d and confused the horse for an attractive male because he himself was homosexual ps vagina monkeys and chili

on a scale from voldemort to nigel thornberry, how big is your penis?

Q. why did the chicken cross the road A. damn it this joke is a million years old shut up

Where did Jimmy go during the bombing? An underground shelter where he would be kept from harm.

What happens when you Shoot a guy with a red Shirt On? He Dies.

Roses are red Violets are blue If you are reading this Then it must be deja vu

What do you call a black man walking down the street? Danger Approaching

What does Michael have in common with NASA? Not a lot.

Why did little polly fall off her her roof? Because she saw a ice-cream van

why did the woman call the police? because there was a murderer pointing a gun at her at her son.

What's the easiest way to get a cat out of a tree? Call the fire department and allow them to safely reach the cat and properly extract it from the tree while you watch from below.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm an expert on flowers.

Why didn't the condemned man seek a reprieve of his execution? He forgot.

What do you get when you cross a pug and a beagle? A cross pug and a cross beagle.

What's 13 inches long and 3 inches wide and drives women crazy? My diick

What did the cowboy say when he went into the car showroom in Germany? He commented on the models and designs, and asked to try a few out. Then he left, saying he would consider buying one but didn't want to commit too suddenly or too soon.

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