- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the gay kid drop his ice cream Because he got punched in the face.

Wanna hear a good joke? Sure. So does Hellen Keller

What's the meaning of life? I don't know.

How do you have sex with 9 giraffes? you don't because that's weird

Knock knock Who's there? Amy winehouse Amy winehouse who? Amy winehouse died by falling down a flight of stairs.

Wanna hear a joke? Ruddell had sex.

Two great white sharks are swimming in the ocean together, one turns to the other to speak, but doesn't because sharks can't talk.

A man takes a bite into a tuna casserole and burns his tounge. He is also a hermaphradite.

What's the difference between a tree and a lamp? One is a tree, one is a lamp.

What did Batman say to Robin before going into the Batmobile? Get in the car.

Jimmy has nine bags of sugar. He eats nine bags of sugar. What doeshe have now? Diabetes

What do you get a man that has evreything? Aids

There are two muffins in an oven. Since they are inanimate objects, they do nothing but sit there and bake until they are a golden brown color, at which point a man takes them out of the oven and eats them for breakfast.

So, there's three blondes. Two of them walk into a bar. The third one missed it.

What has 4 legs in the morning, 2 legs at noon, and 3 legs in the afternoon? A dog that got its hind legs chopped off, and then only got 1 prosthetic one.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Why did the 2 black kids jump the barb-wired fence To get to the other side

I don't always drink beer, but when I do, I have a pint or two.

How do you get a baby to start crying? Drop a brick on it. How do you get it to stop crying? Drop two bricks on it.

What do you call a dog riding a bicycle? An talented dog.

Knock knock who's there I killed your family

Why doesn't Helen Keller know how to drive? because she's a woman.

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roses are red violets are blue What smells like poo? Your waffle's blue

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