What is the pirate's favorite letter? Z.

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Q: What do you call a black man running for congress? A: Congressional Candidate

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What's the difference between me and an animal? I'm human

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Jack and Jill went up a hill to snort a little coke, Jack felt horny , so did Jill. But unfortunately Jack cant's maintain an erection no matter how turned on he is.

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what is white on top and black on the bottom? society... ha ha

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Whats the best part about being alive? Not getting hit by a bus

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Why was the little girl sad? An elephant shat on her face

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Why did the penguin die? It got eaten.

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A man said to his friend that he looks like his mom died. the other man started to cry due to the fact that it was acctually his dad

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why'd the chicken committed suicide?? to get to the other side

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Two guys went into a bar and started drinking. After sometime one guy said to the other, "I love your mother.I want to marry her." The other guy said,"Come on dad,you have been drinking too much."

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What's better than winning a gold medal in the Paralympics? Not being retarded.

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Your momma's so stupid she stuck a power cable up her ass. Shortly after she died

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hey did you hear about Osama bin laden? He was found by the CIA and killed on account of his atrocious actions.

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What's the difference between a jew, a muslim and a christian. They follow different belief systems

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimers, Cheese in toast,

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Why is purple the best color. Cuz icecream has no bones

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Why couldn't the convicted felonist come back to America? He lost his passport.

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear. The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear. The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf." (props- Marty Smith)

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Why did the man stop eating? Because he took an arrow to the knee.

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Where did Mary go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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Isn't everyday "black tie optional"?

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Knock Knock! whos there? Me! I kill you!

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Why did Billy fall off the slide? Someone threw a refridgerator at his face.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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