why did the Mexican fall and not the black man. i don't know, go ask the Asian.

We spent trillions of tax payer's money on the death of 1 man... wait that's not funny...

What happened to to dyslexic giraffe that tripped over a brick. It got back up.

What did the little boy with a terminal illness get for Christmas? A gun

If humans say YOLO what do cats say? meow.

I have a really good knock knock joke. You start. Knock knock. Open the door see who it is and then slam the door in your face THE END

I walked up to the door and I asked the door how r u door, and he said, I'm a door!

Why do girls like nikki minaj? Because she raps good. -Avery Vartanian

Why did the bus drop his icecream? He was hit by a boy

Christianity

So a man walks into a bar and he says "Can i have two beers?" The bartender says "Sure, Budweiser or Heineken?" The man responds "Uhmm... which one do you prefer?" The bartender says "Heineken."

roses are red violets are blue get to close to me ill have to give aids to you!

Where there is a will, there is generally a grieving family... I miss you, dad.

Knock Knock Who's there Boo Boo who Boo I'm a ghost atleast act scared

What do you get when you cross an own and a bungee cord? My ass

How are a chicken and a grape similar? They're both round. Except the chicken.

How do you make a sandwich? Go into the kitchen and make a sandwich.

how did helen keller's parents punish her? stuck a plunger in the toilet

Harold Camping and the May 21st 2011 rapture.....

Caroline Kelly...Tight Butthole

What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They all gone.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at rhyming...... TITS

knock knock. who's there? doctor. doctor who? doctor: you have cancer.

What's worse than a kid with a big head? Nothing you just look weird like Austin

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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