There once lived a man in Peru. He lived in a small apartment then died of kidney failure.

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What's 9 + 10 19

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Why is Barney green and purple? Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way.

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Question: Whats worse then getting hit by a bus? Answer: Getting hit by a train.

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A plane crashes on the border of canada and america, where do you bury the survivors? I lied there are no survivors and the bodies were incinerated by burning jet fuel so theres nothing to bury.

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A young cow died of terminal cancer; he said moo before he died

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is legally blind.

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Jack and Jill went up a hill to snort a little coke, Jack felt horny , so did Jill. But unfortunately Jack cant's maintain an erection no matter how turned on he is.

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What's the difference between me and an animal? I'm human

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Why was the little girl sad? An elephant shat on her face

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Why did the penguin die? It got eaten.

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A man said to his friend that he looks like his mom died. the other man started to cry due to the fact that it was acctually his dad

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what is white on top and black on the bottom? society... ha ha

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why'd the chicken committed suicide?? to get to the other side

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Whats the best part about being alive? Not getting hit by a bus

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A guy said a racist joke and he got beat up now he is in the hospital for what he said.

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Knock Knock Come in Come in who? Come in...wait what?

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What's sadder than a lost puppy? A dead puppy.

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DUH DUH DUH DRAMATIC HAMSTER

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What do you call a window you can see throu? A window.

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A squirrel walks up to a tree and says, "I forgot to store acorns for winter and now I am dead."

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What did the black man say to the white man standing next to him? Hi

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A man goes to the pound to adopt a dog and sees a very shaggy dog and says "WOW! Thats a shaggy dog I'll take it!" So the man takes home his new dog and decides to enter the dog in the towns anual shaggy dog contest. and wins. After winning the town shaggy dog contest he moves up to the county shaggy dog contest. theres no competition. Now the man and his dog enter into the state shaggy dog contest, the states shaggiest dogs are all competing. the man wins. Finally the man and his dog are in the prestigious national shaggy dog contest. The judge walks up to the man and says "your dog isn't very shaggy"

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Before you insult a man, walk a mile in his shoes. That way, when you insult him, you'll be a mile away, and have his shoes.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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