- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My mom farted, she also has Alzheimer's, I also have Alzheimer's. Also pizza didn't like it

what did the dog say to the cat? bark what did the cat say to the dog? nothing it ran away

Here's a joke for you, my life...

A cat walks into a bar. She belongs to the owner, so he gives her a saucer of milk.

a chicken and a rooster walk into a bar. and then walk out because a bar is no place for a chicken and a rooster.

Why are black people black? Because they're clearly not white.

what did the duck say to the monkey.............. QUACK!!!!!!!!

Why did the man turn up at his friend's funeral dressed as Mickey Mouse? Because it would have been disrespectful not to attend.

Roses are read violets are blue i ate a fetus now you die to

Shiiit the halls with chunks of feces! Fa-la-la-la-la lala-lala! Taken from all sorts of species! Fa-la-la-la-la lala-lala! Bengal tiger, kangaroo, African elephant, blue whale too! Shit the halls with chunks of feces! Fa-la-la-la-lala-lala!

One day a married couple have a conversation. The husband says, "Make me a sandwich." The wife says, "Okay, what do you want on it?"

A janitor walks into a bar. He cleans the bar.

Wenn Sie dies zu übersetzen, dann ist dein ein Esel

Q: What's Funnier than a baby spinning around a pole at 300 MPH? A: Stopping it with a shovel.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it? Biting into a worm and finding an apple in it.

What do you get when you add two boys and two girls in a basement? Four people fearing their lives during a tornado.

Q: why are black people so much darker than white people? A: genetics.

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Why is Tommy dead? Because he died.

Why did an old man cause a car accident? He gotf a heart attack.

Why is Bruce Wayne named Batman and Tim Drake named Robin? They wanted to hunt bats and robins whenever someone does something bad.

Knock knock. Who's there? Chet. Chet who? I probably shouldn't be giving you my name, just get in the fucking van...

Whats The diference between a park bench and a black man? A park bench can support a family of five hahahhaahahah

There were two men 1 says "hey stupid" and the other man says "Yeah"

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