Why was the boat red and sticky? A boy dropped his slurpee. What were you thinking?!

A guy is taking a pee in the ocean and a fish swims up and drinks the pee. The fish says "thanks for the lemonade."

What smells like dead rats? Dead hamsters

Cigarettes are a lot like hamsters. Perfectly harmless until you put them in your mouth and catch them on fire.

You know what a thief's kid receive on christmas? Your bike!

why was the woman silent? she lost the ability to speak in a tragic boating accident in which her vocals chords were damaged thus making it incapable for her to utter anything

What's the difference between a horse and a unicorn? Horses are real.

Why did my ex-husband get fired from the m&m factory? He was throwing away all the W's.

What do a duck and a tricycle have in common? They both have wheels. Except for the duck.

What happens when you turn the TV on? You watch it.

What did the little boy become for Halloween? An orphan, his parents were killed that day.

Don't chop the dinosaur daddy! OK.

What is your bill about? Clinton

What did the fisherman say to the other fisherman? Were both fishermen

roses are red violets are blue porn hub is down your mums facebook will do

Jordan is pregant

What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

Q.A zebra somehow managed to get out of the zoo and started running all around the town. After some time he saw a zebra crossing(not an original zebra crossing the road but the black and white stripes)on the road.He stoppped suddenly.WHY? A. He was too tired to run any more!!!

roses are red violets are blue i bribed a hobo to eat my poopoo

Blake wilkeys hair style

What do you calla baby nailed to a wall? Art.

god sent down his only son, " his only son." so in gods eyes we are a bunch of girls.

What's worse than an arrow to the knee? -A bullet in the head.

Roses are brown I likes clouds This joke isn't funny so don't laugh

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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