How do you know if someone is vegan? They'll tell you.

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What's the difference between a black man and a bench? A bench can support a family

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a paranoid schizophrenic and so am i

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Why is Short Circuit the best movie ever made? Because it tastes like lemons

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A man goes to the pound to adopt a dog and sees a very shaggy dog and says "WOW! Thats a shaggy dog I'll take it!" So the man takes home his new dog and decides to enter the dog in the towns anual shaggy dog contest. and wins. After winning the town shaggy dog contest he moves up to the county shaggy dog contest. theres no competition. Now the man and his dog enter into the state shaggy dog contest, the states shaggiest dogs are all competing. the man wins. Finally the man and his dog are in the prestigious national shaggy dog contest. The judge walks up to the man and says "your dog isn't very shaggy"

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Roses are red violets are blue tulips are purple/pink

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Yo momma so stupid, she's stupider than this joke.

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Why did the woman drop her keys? She was being raped.

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what do you call a man who go his head cut off in a car accident? dead.

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lil billy wuz killed cuz of hiz relijuz beliefz

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What's the difference between Santa clause and the Jews? Santa goes down the chimney

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A drunk walks out of a bar gets in his car and proceeds to drive home the driver passed out at the wheel swerved in the wrong lane and smashed the car of the Jefferson family a young family of 4, the Jefferson family's car exploded into flames while the drunk sat back laughed and rubbed the wound on his head

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A cat playing laser tag.

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what did the man say to the sad woman? go make ma a sammich before i hit you again! the women refused and was hit again.

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I ounce had a parrot it talked buy never said im hungry so it died

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Yo momma so fat when god said let there be let he said get the fuck out the way!

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Why does everyone love Randy Jackson? Well it's sure not because he's black.

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Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

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Why did the man yell at his wall? Because it jumped out and scared him when he walked past

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what do you call a tall skiny kid with a very big ego autistic

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What is the difference between the sky and the ocean? They're both blue.

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Man, It's so hot in here that the horses name is friday.

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What is a name of a kid with down syndrome. Adam Hebeison

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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