War horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'why the long film?'

A hairy monster walks into a bar. It was halloween.

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Why did the Mexican cross the border? He wanted to live a better life in pursuit of freedom and a better job.

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Jackie Chan walks into a bar.

A seal walks into a club.

why was the black mans shirt ripped? because he escaped genocide in africa

Whats the difference........ Between a duck?

What happened to the lion which escaped from the zoo? It was successfully recaptured.

What do you call a vehicle has 56 wheels? Anything you want, because it hasn't been invented yet.

Quarters look shiny, Brass beats Copper, Dish is better, So enjoy the hopper. DIrect TV, is forever alone. Kinda like you, when your on your phone!

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Solvemedia fun: It says happy trails, a good one. Then it says Your answer below. ANSWER TO WHAT? To happy trails? Is that even a question? Is this world gonna explode? Is Santa real? Will Jesus ever return? I This and much more in the next exciting episode of Dragon NutZ SEE!

Why did the girl drop out of school? She was being sexually assaulted by her mothers alcoholic boyfriend and was having trouble coping.

why cant the porcupine marry the balloon? ...neither one can talk.. obviously.

A man walks into a bar. He drinks heavily and dies of alcohol poisoning.

why did the chicken eat his brother? he was a canivore

What does shit smell like? Your maaaa

what do you call a woman who has sex for money? smart.

Yo momma's so fat, that she got baptised in Sea World.

What did the farmer say to the cow on the roof? Get down.

Hey, what do you call Sarah Palin? A Republican.

Knock, knock Who's there? It's me Me who? Just open your damn door funny guy it's freezing out here

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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