Q: What say one therapist to a friend? A: I'm the rapist

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Why did the chicken cross the traffic filled road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? Chicken delivery.

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Roses are red violets are green i can't rhyme bridge

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Thank you for flying Buzzy Fly Airlines. Today we'll be flying around Uranus.

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why was the black mans shirt ripped? because he escaped genocide in africa

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What do you get if you cross a goat with a horse? Long letters of complaints by animal rights groups

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Why did George shaw fall off the swin?. Because he got a bowl thrown at his head

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being disturbed by two black guys raping a young girl with leukemia

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Who's Juan? DIS ONE

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A Jew walks on his way to work. He does not notice the quarter lying on the sidewalk and did not care for the dollar lying on the other side of the road.

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How many Mexicans does it take to cross the border? Don't answer, just think and laugh.

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Two blondes walks into a tavern, which is kind of funny, since the second one should have seen it.

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Q:If a tree falls in the forest and nobody is here to hear it, will it make a noise A:That Philosopher probably had a lot of herbal tea in the morning

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whos on the right track? lady gaga

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Whats blind and deaf? Hellen Keller.

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What did the shit covered people licking each others scrotums call themselves? The Aristocrats

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I flipped through the Yellow Pages, made a few calls, and found the Chinese man I was looking for.

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Q:what's worse than eating outdated raviolis? A:terminal cancer.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Your husband died.

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so a baby seal walks into a club, the bouner immedietly kicks the seal out because it is too young to be in a club and also.....itsa seal

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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Boy: what to hear a joke? girl: sure. Boy: woman rights.

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Send "What Makes You Beautiful" Ringtone to your CellShowHideSong Notes - Go behind the words! You're insecure, don't know what for You're turning heads when you walk through the do-o-or Don't need make-up - to cover up Being the way that you are is eno-o-ough Everyone else in the room can see it Everyone else but you Baby you light up my world like nobody else The way that you flip your hair gets me overwhelmed the way you smile at the ground, it ain't hard to tell You don't know Oh oh You don't know you're beautiful! If only you saw what I could see you'd understand why I want you so desperatley Right now I'm looking at you and I can't believe You don't know Oh oh You don't know you're beautiful! Read more: ONE DIRECTION - WHAT MAKES YOU BEAUTIFUL LYRICS http://www.metrolyrics.com/what-makes-you-beautiful-lyrics-one-direction.html#ixzz1sJdk3KHD Copied from MetroLyrics.com

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What haircut did Timmy get at the barbershop? He didn't, he saved money from the barber by going through chemo.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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