what did the man say to then other man when he said a joke, "Ha"

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what did the hammer do on the test -he nailed it.

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Wanna hear a dirty joke....? A pig rolling in mud!

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What is big, long, hot, and firm? An erection due to the arousal of a woman's sex appeal.

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How do you offend a black man? Call him a nigger.

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Yo momma's so fat, that she got baptised in Sea World.

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I AM SHOWERING IN THE BLOOD AND ORGANS OF ENDORPHIN RUSH IN ORDER TO APPEASE THE GODS KNOWN AS... ME, MYSELF, AND I!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To reach his desired destination.

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Golf.

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What's worse then AIDS? Chad Wolbert

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Roses are red, yup.

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Quarters look shiny, Brass beats Copper, Dish is better, So enjoy the hopper. DIrect TV, is forever alone. Kinda like you, when your on your phone!

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What did the unicorn eat for a snack? Nothing. Unicorns are a majestic fiction animal.

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Your mom is so old she is significantly more identifiable in a crowd of middle-aged men and women.

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What did the rich white student to the poor arabian teacher? good morning Mr.Stevenson.

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Three blind mice go into a pub, but they are unaware of their surroundings so to derive humour from it would be exploitative.

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what didn't I do when making this joke? Read and agree to the terms of service.

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A horse enter a bar, and the barman says: "why the long face?" The horse has cancer

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burn baby burn your nanas burning

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Math: "If I have 5 bottles in one hand and 4 in the other, what do I have?" Answer: "An unreasonable amount of bottles to hold in two hands."

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"What's long, black, and smelly?" "The unemployment line." Upon hearing his boss tell this joke, the accountant files a complaint with human resources and the boss must attend several work training classes to develop a better sense of racial awareness and compassion. The workplace soon becomes a much less threatening environment for all people.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he (assuming he bears male reproductive organs) saw some corn on the other side (using the light rays refracted primarily by his cornea onto the retina) which is his staple diet as he is a herbivorous chicken. As corn is the producer of the food chain in question and the chicken is the primary consumer, a fox being the secondary and an angry farmer being the tertiary, he needs to ingest this food source in order to obtain the glucose required to produce adenosine triphosphate by the process of aerobic respiration in the mitochondria of his chicken cells. Thus, the chicken crossed the road.

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A mercenary was sent from the US to kill a terrorist leader. He was captured by the terrorists but wouldn't give away any information. They beat him, shocked him, cut him, and punched him in a dark room with a light beaming right down on him like a spotlight. It was a grueling five long days until they said "We know you have the information we want, tell us or you will die!" The mercenary sat in silence. They took out a gun and pointed it to his head. The mercenary then broke down and told the terrorists the information they wanted to hear. The terrorists then shot him to death.

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Why did the small child cry? He was forced to dig his own grave at gunpoint.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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