What did Batman tell Robin before he got into the Batmobile? "Hey Robin, get in the Batmobile."

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How many christians does it take to change a light bulb? No one knows, by the time they finish unscrewing the burned out light, a hi-jacked plane crashes into them.

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I wife my butt after I poop. I poop out of my penis.

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What's worse than being in the Holocaust? Dying in the Holocaust.

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Why was the Pædophile arrested? He hit his wife.

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What did the dealer say to the addict? Sup.

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What happened to the woman who walked down a dark alley way? She found a lolly.

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if a fat guy in a red suit comes into your house on christmas. its not santa your about to get raped from chewy(:

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Whats worse than the holocaust A: not much

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why did the owner of Google decide to name the company "Google"? google it..

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Robin, get in the car, please.

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Wanna hear a joke? Me neither.

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why were the negros at whitney houstons funeral smiling? because there were free sandwiches!

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What falls down but never gets hurt? A professional stuntman wearing protective gear.

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I like my coffee how I like my women Without a penis

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Why did Ben Franklin Invent Bifocals? He's a jive turkey.

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what do you do when your girlfriend gives you head while playing MW3? continue to play while politely asking her sister to make you a sandwhich

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roses are red violets are blue me + you =the perfect 2

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A blind man, a black man and a rabbi walk into a bar. The blind man trips and falls violently.

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Whats the difference between a white guy and a black guy? They have different colors of skin.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? after approximately 10 seconds of looking back and forth left to right the chicken finally came to a realization that the road is clear and safe to cross.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick. What's orange and sticky? An orange. What's red and sticky? My stool - is that normal?

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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Text this number just cuz 16305208722

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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