- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Why couldn't people tell the difference between the two twins? Because they were indentical.

What is worse than throwing your baby in the river? Letting Moses out of Egypt

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being brutally murdered as you are watching your guts spilling out of your body

Q: Whats Long, Black and Smells? A: Sh*t

What's worse than eating spinach? Dying.

Why couldn't the girl talk... she chocked to death -Alan Davis

Why did The Chicken cross The Road? The Chicken was a new drug dealer to town and he did a deal with The Road , the town's existing drug dealer (they used these nicknames to hide their identities), but then back stabbed him to try and take the whole area for himself. Money and Power, as always.

Why are aspirins white? Because the creator of aspirin didn't feel it necessary to color the pills.

What do you get when you cross a black guy and a keyboard? A black guy punctured by a keyboard

Why couldn't the cat drink it's milk? Because it didn't have a face.

A man told this joke once... it wasn't funny.

You know what's funny? Rape

Why did little Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms knock knock who's there? Not little Suzie.

Why couldn't the Jeffersons adopt a black baby? Their fireplace was empty.

What did the cow say to the farmer? moo

Why is Henrik so AWESOME? Cos HE just IS!!!!

What would Ronald Reagan say if he was alive today? Nice to meet you my name is Ronald Reagan

what is black and white and read all over? A penguin in a blender

What do you call an African American sitting on a park bench? Elephant-man (I forgot to mention, he has a giant elephant trunk)

Who wants $300? Me too.

Butterfly is standing on a flower. Cow comes and steps on that flower

An Asian woman is driving home from work and arrives in 30 minutes, which is strange because it normally does not take that long but she left during rush hour and the traffic was very bad at the time.

What did the guy say before he learned how to Dougie? Teach me how to Dougie

Why couldn't the cat drink the milk? Because it had no face.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??