Joseph Coney could die... or worse... he could do anything but that....

Why didn't Hitler go to heaven? He killed millions of jews and was an atheist.

why did joe drop his clock? billy ran into him, therfore making the clock wobble in his hand until it fell at 34 mph.

Whats long and hard? a baseball bat

roses are red, violets are blue, im not going out with someone that belongs in a zoo.

how do you tune a piano, you dont, piano tuners tune a piano, I wasn't talking to you!

why navy seals ? they shot osoma bin laden in the face...... multiple times

What's the best part of twenty one year old's? Their bodies have matured enough that the U.S. government deems it safe for them to consume alcoholic beverages with proper I.D.

Roses are Red, Vilots are blue Im going to kill myself Bye

A guy walks into a bar and orders a beer. There is a frog in his beer.

What do elephants and grapes have in common? They are both purple arpart from the elephant, which is grey. I lied about it being purple

The continent of Africa is mired in corruption, poverty, food crises, disease, and the exploitation of its resources. Happy Kwanzaa

What happen when the man preposed to his girlfriend? He regretted for the rest or his life.

A Black man walks into a bar. He then has a drink of Alcohol and walks home to return to his family.

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Knock Knock? Who's There? Sgt Constable Ian. Sgt Constable Ian Who? It's Sgt Constable Ian - I'm here to see you about your alleged rape charges.

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Why did the man die? He was old.

I used to know what alzheimers was

whats funnier than 24?????????????????????????????????????????? 25

What was so incredible about this bigger new oven i just bought? It could fit twice as many Jews in it. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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What's worse then failing a test. Being raped by a horse

What did the mute say to the deaf man? Nothing becasue a mute is a person who cannot speak and a deaf man ould not hear the jumbled mumblings anyway.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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