- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock whos there a duck a duck who QUACK!

Q: Men are always very careful to have penises. Why don't women care enough to have them? A: That's a very good question.

baby on board sign?? target aquired.............

How many Jews do you have to kill in order to make a museum? 6 Million.

What's got four legs but can't move by itself? A chair.

Why does no one like fat people? Because of Jesse Ziegenbein

Why didnt the boy go to school the next day? Because he killed himself due to bullying

I wonder what mute people say to themselves. :/

Knock Knock. Whose there? Fed-Ex, here's your new brother.

I man was taking a major shiit He forgot to wipe

Why did the cookie go to the doctors? It didn't because cookies are Inanimate and are incapable of mobility

What is yellow and white and goes 150 miles down a railroad track? a duck.

What's a bench painted red white and blue all over? An American BENCH.

What smells like pizza and likes to roll? Pizza rolls.

What do you get when you cross a squirrel and a horse? Each animal has a different number of genetic faults therefore such a process would be impossible.

I man walks into a bar. He drinks four beers, gives the bartender his keys, and takes a cab home. The next day he gets his best friend to drop him off at the bar, picks up his car, and is three minutes early to work.

Women's rights

Q. Why was the Asian boy crying A. Because i stabbed his family

The joke below me was written by someone who was mauled by a panther and raped by a tribe.

What did the boy get for christmas? a new lining

A black man walks into a KFC. He buys a bucket of chicken, then distributes it to several homeless men he supports off of his meager income because he knows their situations are much worse than his.

Why was Timmy crying when he got home? His family was dead in a pile with a pitchfork going through each of their bodies

Q-Why did the man fall out of the behemoth A- he had no legs

whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? this overused joke

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