- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didnt sally throw out her lunch? Her mom had a miscarriage, she was never born.

How will the world end? That information is unknown

Jimmy can't drive the tractor. Why can't Jimmy drive the tractor? Because he's a patato

Q. What do you call a dog thats deaf? A. A horribly abused domesticated animal that needs a kinder owner.

What the difference between a mexican family and a bench? The bench can support the family

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead

Why can't jokes spit?

Whats pink red and silver? A baby chewing on reason blades. Whats pink red silver and smells bad? Same baby two weeks later.

What is similar between a horse and a zebra? - If you chopped of there heads, they would die.

Why did the computer explode into a million peices? It was thrown off the Empire State building.

Quarters look shiny, Brass beats Copper, Dish is better, So enjoy the hopper. DIrect TV, is forever alone. Kinda like you, when your on your phone!

a black guy hates chicken.

Rebecca Black walks into a bar. The bartender refuses to serve her because she is not yet 21.

What's scarier than the most horrifying monster you can think of? The thought of Donald Trump becoming president!

Steven hawkings shook my hand

What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

A black man is running down the street with a purse in his hand. He was trying to catch up to the old woman who forgot it at the restaurant. She was very grateful.

Why's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding a golden ticket

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? -250.

A 3 year old child walks into his parents having intercorce the child asked "mommy what were you and daddy doing" she says "sex" the child was scarred for life.

How many pupils does the teacher have? 2.

You go on Nero, he got all red, not sure if he is mad or ashamed or both, but we can all tell that man is jealous. Employee.

Whats similar between an apple and a black guy there is no similarities between them

Cole likes to trim jaycie's butt pubes

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