A blonde walks into a bar. Shes now in a coma.

What's worse than 9/11? FaZe Banks' upload times

Do you want to hear some bad news? My wife just died Do you want to hear some good news? I'm single

Why was the man crying? He has aids.

How do you turn a dishwasher into a snowblower? Give her a shovel

OMG my mom just let me go to a concert in feb 31,2012 wohoo! LOL

Wanna hear a dirty joke? The pig rolled in the mud!

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

A man walks into a bar, it's funny because he is an alcholholic

Who's the slut of the alphabet? C.

A hipster walks into a bar you've never heard of...

What do you call a man who's being followed by 18 black guys? Dave, he's going to work and is stuck in traffic

What did Helen Keller name her dog? ruh-ruh-blah-blah-bluh

Knock knock "Who's there?" "Bark bark" "Bark Bark who?" "Bark bark bark bark bark bark."

why did the chicken cross the road? because aliens dont wear purple hats.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Chicken. Chicken who? That's right.

I agree to the terms and conditions

How did the Mexican get into the United States? He showed his passport, and the correct documents & information, and was admitted into the country as a new American citizen.

What is blue and feels like fluff? Blue fluff

Why did the chicken cross the road? To visit his wife in the hospital. She has terminal cancer.

Whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by a giant elephant.

Whats red but smells like blue paint? Red paint

What Do you call a black priest? Holy shit!

You might be a redneck if you hate your father and you live in a trailer

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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