- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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WHo owns a white van? JOSH!!

Why did the black man buy a gun? because he wanted to go hunting.

Q: How many times did the chicken cross the road? A: One and a half.

What do a Siamese cat and a birch tree have in common? Both exist.

A white player in the NBA. Wait...

Knock Knock Who's there? Banana Oh good I thought you wouldn't make it.

A black person walked up to another black person, and tells him a pun the other black person laughs and walks away

A blonde, brunette, and redhead live in the same neighborhood. They are Desperate Housewives

If everyone in China jumped up and down at the same time they would lose all credibility as a nation for organising such a pointless excursion.

Your mother is so fat that when she went to get weighed she was diagnosed as clinically obese and later broke down into tears.

Friend: Hey dude, you wanna come to my house after school and do some Meth? Other Friend: Nah I dont wanna get scabs all over my skin, disgusting teeth, and im not in the mood for dying early. Im good here.

Q. Why was the black man sad? A. He had a book nailed into is leg.

What did little boy with no arms and no legs get for chrismas: a bike

Why didn't George Washington get his drivers license? Cars were yet to be invented.

your mother is so obese, that she really should look into eating a well balanced diet and taking part in an excercise plan that suits her

why was the witch in the broom factory? she was recently employed there and is loving her job maing brooms

Hitler walks in to pizza pizza, the manager asks how many? L

Q. Why did the television set turn on? A. Because someone pressed the power button.

What's in the sky? Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No, it's a helicopter.

What's the different between a blond and a brunette? Blondes taste better when cut into small pieces and fried in a skillet.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Haiku doesn't rhyme, And neither does this

Why can't Michael Jackson play chess? He's dead.

Knock Knock Who's There Carly Carly Who Hey I just met you, and this is crazy So here's my number and call me maybe

A black man is escorted into a prison. He's the new warden, and he's been shown to his office.

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