Hey! That's mine! Give it back!

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Why did the chicken fall down? Because it wanted to have fun

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A man copied someone else's joke on anti-joke, people looked at it and said "That's funny, but they copied it", then they moved on to the next one.

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hi hi stop! no yes no no stop no grr lol i will get you back not if i fool grrrrrrr BOOM BOOMBOTH:GRRR BOOM BOOM lol lol both:grrrr THE END BY STICK SMOKER

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Everyone text/call Mrs. Butt Hemingworth for a free pint of her delicious marmalade! Serious inquirers only. 832 704 1331

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Roses are red Violets are blue one plus one Equals two

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I need a way to meet local babes and get ripped in 4 weeks. Shame there aren't any popularly advertised methods of doing that around here...

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A devout Christian dies. Peter winks as his soul passes through the impenetrable Gates of Heaven. Everyone is gay and– like, gay as in happy– Fags aren't allowed in Heaven.

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How did the black kid pass his exam? He studied.

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Vote this up or I'll tell my mum!

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Democracy.

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What did the plane say to the twin towers on 9/11 - Nothing, how do you expect planes to talk, stop hallucinating and stop with the drugs

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How do you find a jew amoung italians? Through a dollar and see which one whines its not enough!

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A priest, a pastor, and a rabbi walk into a bar. All three are alcoholics and have done irreparable damage to their livers.

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What does? 42

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Wow, that is one of the things I would think I would react all bad to, but that`s, a strangely attractive quality in you.

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I'm Stephen Hawking, and I'm a PC.

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Who's dumb and retarted. A person that is dumb and retarted.

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What's grey and doesn't climb trees? A car park.

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How do you fit 10,000,000 jews inside a car? It's not physically possible as no car can carry that many people.

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How do you kill a blonde girl? You put a scratch and sniff sticker on the bottom of a filled pool.

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what do you call a tall black man with big ears? orangatang

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The Qur'an

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whats the difference between a phone and Helen Keller? you listen to the phone and you smash Helen Keller on the head with a spiked baseball bat

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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