- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a health inspector give you a good report? Throw his family into a pack of alligators.

here's a chuck norris fact: Chuck Norris is 5'10 and lost to bruce lee!

whats worse than a worm in your apple..? getting shot..

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being hit by a plane.

A gay man takes another gay man home after a wild night at the city's top club. They choose to be safe and not have gay sex.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

Q: How many black people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: One

Why do women have boobs? In order to feed their infants

why did CJ cry?he just ate a pie full of meat from his favorite animal.Pig

Roses are red Violets are blue Its 2 in the morning Go the f+%& to sleep.

Why did Suzie fall of the swing???? she had down syndrome

What do you call a KKK member? ...racist

Don't count your eggs before you put them in a basket.

Q: What do you call a black person who got hit by a truck? A: Dead

Why did the Egg turn Purple Because it didnt turn blue.

what is the coolest thing in the world? hashtag swagbag yolo

Why did Justin Bieber bieber his bieber? Because Bieber biebers his bieber when his bieber need a bieber bieber. BIEBER

Q: Do you know what you can make when you have enough cents? A: Dollars

ARGH! LADY THAT SNAKE BIT MY PECKER! YOU HAVE TO SUCK THE POISON OUT NOW! OMG SURE, err...Meh, thats not a poisonous snake... Oh... dammit! I mean phew! Ouch ouch ouch!

What do you call a black police officer? The drug dealer's inside man.

oh no a butt!!!!!!!!!! your stubid oh wait your right ahhhhhhhhhh

The queen having a shit

Did you know that there is a species of rodent capable of jumping higher than an average three-story building? This is due to its muscular hind legs and the fact that the average three-story building cannot jump.

So there was this cracker sitting on a bench. A pigeon picked it up and flew off. Probably ate it afterwards.

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