WTF? If you look at life from the right, you might just see whats left, and just then I looked down at the midget as he said "Yo whats up?" I told him, hey do you like left? He said! DAAAAAMN RIIIIIGHT! I spent a while just standing there wondering what the hell was happening into my life, it was so right it was left and wrong... NeroMetal (No fucking idea what Neronism is, I just play streetfighter V and type books that confuse people)

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A Chinese man, an Italian man and a French man are sitting in a plane. They arrive in Los Angeles with a 23 minute delay due to atmospheric conditions

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A blond, a brunette, and a redhead all entered their designated classrooms to begin AP testing. They all worked extraordinarily hard to earn a passing grade and receive college credit. The brunette and the redhead received passing, yet average, grades. The blond also received a score that reflected the amount of effort she put into studying and memorizing the material, because there is no correlation between hair color and intelligence.

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Q. What do you call a black pilot A. A pilot

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What has four wheels and flies? A pile of poop that's on four wheels.

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What do tomatoes, apples, oranges, lemons, and peaches have in common? They are all fruits.

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Why did Chuck Norris fall of the cliff? Because he was pushed.

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Whats bigger than a tree A bigger tree

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Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the squirrel.

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roses are red orchids are black I like you best when you lye on your back

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What did Queen Victoria say when she saw a zombie? "Quick everybody, run, that is a zombie."

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Your mother is so old, she could easily be considered a senior citizen.

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what did god say when we made his first nigga oops i acidenlty burnt it

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why was the black mans shirt ripped? because he escaped genocide in africa

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yo mamma's so retarded that shes a potato

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belly button

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What do you call a person with an axe stuck to his head? What's your name?

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Three Jew begin to walk down the street, they then pursue walking and purchase many goodies from vendors.

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What Do you call a black priest? Holy shit!

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a dog walks into a bar....it sees the horse and starts barking which ever dentally startles and confuses the horse resulting in tables and chairs being knocked over .

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what did batman say to robyn before he got in the car?... "get in the car"

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what's red and has seven feet? the red man who had seven feet as a result of a serious genetic mutation

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Call me Ishmael. Or don't. Well, you can, but I'm not forcing you. You could call me Steve or Bob, it's not really that important. I'm just around here anyway to tell about a huge white dick. A whale dick. A SPERM whale dick. Never mind. Or the guy whose obsessed with it. No, it's not what it sounds like. He just wants to stab it with his harpoon. Wait, that sounds even worse. Whatever. Anyway, call me Ishmael...

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hi hey i hate you why you ate my mother she tasted good i like fried chicken ITS A SMALL WORLD! SO DO I well lets go to the beach ok

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