- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I was going to tell a joke about your mom's vagina, but that's overused.

What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

What do you call a guy with no arms? Names.

Why did Sally fall off the swing. She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there Not Sally

What does a person with Alzheimer's do? To get to the other side.

What is the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa? Santa stops after 3 hos

Why did the student fall asleep during class? He was very tried from staying up too late.

What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn't matter, he won't come.

Why did the little girl drop her ball? Because she was done playing with it.

Q: How do you keep a blond occupied for an hour? A: You write "flip over" on both sides of a blank piece of paper.

If life gives you lemons, you're setting up a bad joke

What's worse then the bomb that went off in boston? The second one right after.

Why did the black man grab and tie up the white woman? Because the white woman was a serial killer who has been on the FBI's most wanted list for killing children.

Why did the chicken cross the road? like most animals that wander onto the road, it was completely unaware that the road can be very dangerous. It didn't go onto the road on purpose, it simply treated the road as if it was just like the rest of the ground.

What do you get when you combine a cat and a dog? A Cog

Why did the plane crash The pilot, being an uneducated pilot, crashed the plane as he didn't have proper training, and the whole of the passengers died.

what you say to the kid that just hit puberty? your a young man

My girlfriend reckons that a small penis shouldn't affect our sex life. She may be right, but I'd prefer it if she didn't have one.

What's the most famous anti-joke? This one.

Two muffins are in an oven one muffin says to the other muffin "It's hot in here" the other muffin says "Holy crap a talking muffin".

What do you call a good anti-joke? something you feel like you should go to hell for laughing at.

Three gay men walk into a bar and there is only one three-legged stool. What do they do? --One man politely tells one of the other men to have a seat and then the two remaining men leave and have a one-night stand.

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