what did the African baby get for his birthday?..... AIDS

What is the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes back from camp.

Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Enough.

The past the present and the future walk into a bar it made no logical sense that three things that will always contradict each other exist with each other and can walk into a bar without limbs or being alive it wasn't tense it was tree

why did the chicken cross the road i hate it when people ask questions they already know the answer to

Why did the chicken cross the road? Chickens don't have the cognitive capacity to reason. So you'd never know

Q. why did the boy who just had his first kiss feel no emotion? A. He got hit a Croquet mallet and died

A blonde walks into a bar ouch

Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimer's Cheese and toast

What do you call a man with no arms or legs? Names.

How do you stop a car from hitting a kid? You don't.

I got into an argument with my friend the other day. He contested that the onion was the only food that could make you cry, so I beat his wife to death with a coconut,

how do you make a boy cry you cut out his eyes

A horse walks into a bar. "Why the long face?" asks the bartender. "I'm a horse, it's genetic." replied the horse, confused at the bartender's infantile understanding of evolution and other species.

38 studio's new game... Finance City

True or fales? Eddie Izzard.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue Wait Arent Violets purple?

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

A white man is running away from a black man. Because they are Playing tag. A gaming involving to touch the other person

poop.

Why was the man wearing all white? He was a part of the Ku Klux Kan.

Laughter is the best medicine. Not for cancer.

Excuses are like assholes: Gay men like to have sex with them.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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