Two Muffins are in an oven the first Muffin says "whew it's hot in here." The other Muffin turns around and yells "Holy shit! I can talk too!"

Why did the airplane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

What do you call a middle ages man driving a van filled with children? Coach.

Why was Mary's phone call suddenly disconnected? She was raped.

What did Rebecka black say on Thursday? Today is thursday.

It's yellow and you'll die when it comes into your eye. A taxi.

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter, it won't come anyways.

who lives a pineapple under the sea? a proper spazztwat.

Chuck Norris once jumped off of a 9 story building. He broke half of the bones in his body because he is 71 years old.

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How come Helen Keller never played professional baseball? Because she was a woman

Whats black and white and red all over?.. The L.A. Race Riots.

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How do you break your fan in the summer You dont its hot and you need it

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They took away her Gameboy.

What do you get when you put two landsharks together? Three landsharks.

What do u call a matthew vasquez with a guitar, a one man mariachi band... cuz he is mexican

What's the mosy hardest game in the world? The Impossible Game.

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Why did the seagull fly over the sea, It had wings.

A Black man and a Hispanic man were sitting in the back seat of a car. Who was driving? Their Asian friend who offered to take them to get lunch.

What's funny about a black person, a Jew, and a mexican's graves being side by side? Nothing.

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender asks " What'll You Have" The duck doesn't respond because it's a duck.

If I told you I was straight I'd be lying

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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