What did the man say to his father? You are not my mom.....

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Did you hear about the guy who got run over? Me neither

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Why didn't Clemson accept John Burns' college application? Because John Burns was wanted for five counts of first degree murder.

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A cat walks into a bar. She belongs to the owner, so he gives her a saucer of milk.

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what did the crow say do the dead gazelle? - nothing the crow ate it

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why did the boy fall to the ground? He was struck by lightning

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What is Arnold Schwarzenegger's favorite lollipop? Choppa Chups.

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Why did the chicken itch it's bum? Cause it's bum was itchy

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Knock Knock. Who's There? A Banana. The middle aged man opened the door, prepared to distribute candy to the trick or treaters.

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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A seal walks into a club, It proceeds to maul customers and then makes its way back to the ocean where it lives.

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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Its behind you like if you looked behind

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Why did the cop pull the black guy over because he was speeding

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roses are red grass is green your little ugly a*s makes me wanna scream

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What did the fat kid get for chirstmas? diabetes

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How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two, but I don't know how they got in there.

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What's the difference between 2 pieces of meat? Nothing

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A man walks into a bar and orders 10 shots of tequila. He later goes home drunk and beats his wife. His wife is getting a divorce.

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whats the same about a donkey and a horse? They are from the same animal classification group.

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Does 2 + 2 = fish? No.

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What do you call a black man that works in a church A priest

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How do you turn a piece of meat into a vegetable Break her neck

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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