- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you confuse a girl? Easily.

Why did James drop his ice-cream? He was mourning the loss of his mother to terminal illness so he threw himself in front of a train.

Your mother is so fat when she jumps she comes backs down.

Why wouldn't someone want to work in the mining industry? Their dad died in the mines.

1,000 americans jump off a plane. They all die as a result of not having parachutes.

A man walks into a grab and go restaurant and asks the man if he can stay, the man replies "yes."

All of these jokes are about white people

So there is a muslum, then he flew a plane into a building and died a sudden death. But he was wearing a helmet.

Q: A blonde walks into a bar. What does she get? A: An icepack.

What is the street value of Amy Winehouse's ashes? Nothing. They are ashes, not drugs.

A lesbian couple, a straight couple, and a gay couple walk into a bar. They enjoy their drinks and camaraderie.

What happened to the blind boy? He went deaf.. helen kellered....

What do you call a Icelandic man? A guy who lives in a snowhouse with a elevator

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, what can I get you?" He is then checked into the psychiatric ward at the local hospital, for talking to a duck.

What did the homosexual community have last night? A protest for gay rights.

How do you tick off a Doctor? You cut off his right thumb.

ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BLUE I LIKE TITS TITS

Knock, Knock Who's there? Dave. Dave, who? Dave, your neighbor, I ran out of eggs making a quiche, could I borrow a few?

What's the difference between 2 pieces of meat? Nothing

Why was the boy sad? A crazed drifter killed his family and made him watch.

What did the soldier get for his birthday? Shot in the face.

Shiiit the halls with chunks of feces! Fa-la-la-la-la lala-lala! Taken from all sorts of species! Fa-la-la-la-la lala-lala! Bengal tiger, kangaroo, African elephant, blue whale too! Shit the halls with chunks of feces! Fa-la-la-la-lala-lala!

Why isn't the dog a rebublican? Because it's a dog.

A redhead walks into a bar and goes to the restroom. She needed to pee.

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