- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats The difference between a baby and a watermelon? One is fun to smash And one is a watermelon

A friend of mine said; the only vegetables that makes you cry are oignons. that was before I hit him with a watermelon

What happened when the chicken crossed the road? It entered a KFC and had the unfortunate suprise of having its head cut off.

What's red and bad for you teeth. A brick

Two girls were taken away mysteriously in the night. The next day, no one cared because they were orphans.

A fish swims into a wall. It does not say anything, seeing as fish do not possess vocal chords and therefore are incapable of speech.

Why are gay guys so good at being gay? The black guys told them too.

What's the difference between a Pimple and a Priest? One waits till you're 13 to "cum" on your face.

How do you make a baby cry? You throw bricks at its face.

Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Enough.

A van drives into a car.

Please don't shoot me

once, my brother took my lard and gave it to the less fortunet

What happened while Thomas crossed the street? He got hit by a truck. What happened to Billy? He was Thomas's Siamese twin, and he too met the same fate.

what is the worst thing a priest could do to a little boy? brutally murder him

who is awesome? no one...

Knock, Knock Who's there? George. George who? George Ronald.

What's fun and challenging? Writing an anti-joke.

What did the Buddhist monk say to the hot dog vendor? Monks do not speak.

Wanna hear a joke? (Yeah, sure) So do I, got any?

there's a worm in my lime at least it doesn't have scurvy

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: It doesn't matter what you call him, he isn't going to come.

What's harder to pick up, a football or an anvil? It doesn't matter when you lost your fingers in 'nam.

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