justin beiber sucks

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Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding half a worm? Biting into another apple and finding the other half

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What is the difference between an apple and an apple? One has a brown spot.

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what does a human and a bucket of red paint have in common? . . Both are not tigers

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Your mothers so ugly that when memory sees her it says " Damn-it I hate my job!

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Why does Magic Johnson have to use extra-large condoms? Because he's got a giant dick and HIV.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Listen, it's a free country.

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Q: what's worse than getting the flu? A: getting cancer

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Y did the chicken cross the rode to/ get away from KFC

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What do you call a black man and a black woman having sex? A husband and wife who love each other very much and are trying to have a baby.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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DING DONG! Did you have to ring the doorbell? You just ruined a good knock knock joke!

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What did the Unicorn do with the Portal gun? Nothing. Neither of them are real.

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What's green and has wheels? The farmer's tractor.

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wat is the name of a girl u can play connect the dots on her face laurie pisciotta

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How about that airplane food? Ive never been on a plane you tell me

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the batmobile? Get in the batmobile.

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There's a Christian preist, Jesus, and a Jewish rabi on a boat. They want to go fishing, but they forgot the sunscreen, the bait, and the fishing line. The Christian preist walks across the water and goes and gets the Sunscreen. Jesus walks across the water and gets the bait. The Jewish rabi steps out of the boat and drowns. Jesus turns to the Priest and says, "Do you suppose we should have told about the underwater bridge?"

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whats worse than finding a worm in your penis having your wife bite of your penis and die from an infecction

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it has a serious crack addiction and there was a drug dealer on the other side.

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Why did Lisa let go of the monkey bars? she was being molested

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When one person has an imaginary friend, you call it being crazy. But when more than one person has the same imaginary friend, you call it religion.

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What does an elephant and a grape have in common? One of them is purple.

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What's more traumatising than watching your dad raping a man? Watching a man raping your dad.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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