why did the girl fall of the swing someone threw a refrigerator at her

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Your mamas so fat, that any level of physical exercise is strenuous, but also mentally challenging, as she feels that there is a negative astigmatism attached to sweaty, red-faced overweight individuals trying to burn those pounds. This in turn makes her ashamed of the gastronomically decadent life she once lived, and so she doesn't have the confidence to try and reverse the damage she did during those insecure teenage years, instead comforting herself with the sugary, fatty bane of her life. She therefore lives in a vicious circle, angry at herself and the society that won't accept her. But remaining incredibly, repulsively fat.

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Why didn't Angie die when she jumped off the Empire State Building? She landed on a pancake

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Abbie shaved her arse today....then it smiled at me

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Why did Billy fall off the slide? Someone threw a refridgerator at his face.

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Why is purple the best color. Cuz icecream has no bones

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What's the difference between a jew, a muslim and a christian. They follow different belief systems

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimers, Cheese in toast,

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Isn't everyday "black tie optional"?

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Why couldn't the convicted felonist come back to America? He lost his passport.

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Your momma's so stupid she stuck a power cable up her ass. Shortly after she died

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear. The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear. The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf." (props- Marty Smith)

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hey did you hear about Osama bin laden? He was found by the CIA and killed on account of his atrocious actions.

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Knock Knock! whos there? Me! I kill you!

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What's better than winning a gold medal in the Paralympics? Not being retarded.

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Why did the man stop eating? Because he took an arrow to the knee.

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Two guys went into a bar and started drinking. After sometime one guy said to the other, "I love your mother.I want to marry her." The other guy said,"Come on dad,you have been drinking too much."

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Where did Mary go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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What do you call a pig that does karate? By its name. Pigs are often referred to by something regarding the 'Oink' sound that they make. Perhaps in this instance, the pigs name was Oinky. However, this is only a supposition. The range of names is really too wide to make a fair prediction.

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how do you confuse a brunette? paint yourself red and throw a fridge at her

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Chris. Chris who? Wow, I thought we were better friends than that.

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I would piss if alex berry had aids n died

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What do you do when you see a black man with half a head? Stop laughing and reload

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A man walks into a bar. He orders a beer.

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