What do Miley and Bill Ray Cyrus have in common? Half their DNA

whats worse than finding a dead cat in your kitchen? a dead cat in your bedroom

A blonde, a brunette, and a red-head are trapped on a desert island together After many days without food, they resort to cannibalism. The blonde eats the brunette, and the red-head eats the blonde. The red-head eventually dies once the water supply runs out.

Q: how do you fit 100 jews in a car A: 3 in the back one in the passenger seat and 96 in the ash tray

If a man and a woman get married in Texas and move to Washington are they still brother and sister?

Q: Why did Sally fall off the swing? A: How the heck would I know? I don't Sally.

what has hair? Organisms, or at least most do.

Wanna hear a joke? Women Voteing. -Austin Conradt

"So, what do you fancy doing tonight?" "Does it matter? We'll end up doing what you want anyway..."

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How do you keep an idiot in suspense..............

Name an American born white man in the NBA. Thats right, you cant

What smells like dead rats? Dead hamsters

Cigarettes are a lot like hamsters. Perfectly harmless until you put them in your mouth and catch them on fire.

why was the woman silent? she lost the ability to speak in a tragic boating accident in which her vocals chords were damaged thus making it incapable for her to utter anything

Q: how do you get an clown off a unicycle A:You hit it with a police baton

A guy is taking a pee in the ocean and a fish swims up and drinks the pee. The fish says "thanks for the lemonade."

What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

Q.A zebra somehow managed to get out of the zoo and started running all around the town. After some time he saw a zebra crossing(not an original zebra crossing the road but the black and white stripes)on the road.He stoppped suddenly.WHY? A. He was too tired to run any more!!!

What do you call a poor Donald Trump? Donald Trump

Jordan is pregant

What is your bill about? Clinton

Knock, Knock. Who's There? Its Greg. I forgot my keys, can you let me back in?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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