- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How does an elephant climb a cliff who cares

A horse walk into a bar. Several people leave, as they recognize the potential danger in the situation.

A fat man walked into a hot dog.

13 =B you just learned something

How do you fit a giraffe into a refrigerator? You cut it into pieces.

I thought about taking a nice warm shower, but then I realized that the power was out and it would probably be a cold shower.

What happened When The lion asked the dog of a soda can? The giraffe who is taller the lion or the whos the fastest?

Q. what is black ans white and red all over A. a shot to death zebra

Q: Hey, wanna hear a joke? A: Sure! Q: Alright, cool. leaves

Why did the Mexican cross the border? He was hoping to achieve greater economic prosperity and well-being for his family. penis.

So Colton Yepma walks in to Accounting and proceeds to read jokes

Why are black people so good at basketball? Hard work and dedication

What's ripe and orange? A ripe orange.

whats the difference between a Jew and a piece of pizza? pizza doesn't scream when its in the oven.

Colin Fry backwards is yrF niloC

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She was dead

Why is Tommy dead? Because he died.

What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungee cord? My ass.

How do you convince a therapist that he is crazy? Hide in a fortress made of sporks wearing nothing but a belt, and start hissing and throwing paint at him repeatedly.

What would you call Kenny Dalgleish if he was black? Mr Dalgleish in a formal setting, Kenny in an informal one.

There was a curtain who sneezed and then asked you for a tissue. He was in a room with two chairs a coffee table and a 37 year old bookcase, why did he sneeze???? Because he had a cold!!????

Why did the genie not grant the man his 3 wishes? Genies don't exist, only vampires live in lamps.

Knock knock. Who's there? Chet. Chet who? I probably shouldn't be giving you my name, just get in the fucking van...

Why was the boy in a wheelchair raising money to buy a basketball uniform? Because wheelchair basketball is a popular sport

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