What did the old man say when those damn kids stepped on his lawn? Nothing one of those kids killed him around three years back....

Hey whats sad about 4 black people going over a cliff in a cadillac. Nothing

What do you get when you cross an owl, with a bungee cord?..... My ass.

What do you call a black man? A normal human being

Jimmy wanted a bike for Christmas He got cancer instead.

Ok so there were 2 white dudes telling black jokes...so one of the white dudes tells a joke to the other... 1st dude: what's brown and tall? 2nd dude: a tree 1st dude: no that scary black man who looks like he wants to beat us up.

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Why does everyone tell black jokes? Because everyone hates black people.

i like men but im not gay

you got Lady Gaga, Taylor Swift, and Reese Witherspoon. Which do you think is more succesful

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, why the long face?" The horse replies, "I have cancer."

Why did the chicken cross the road? ...because chickens love to confound people.

A man jumped off a cliff and wished he could fly. He was hit by a plane

Why did the chicken crose the rode? Because there was a 10 foot scorpion chaseing it

Why did the chicken cross the mobius strip? to ge to the same side

add me on facebook guys , im sexy , i get mad girls and guys, im bisexual , and im a blood (the gang) http://www.facebook.com/brock.beatty.1?ref=ts

What is hitlers favorite planet: jewpiter

what do you call lots of jews on a train? Call them what you want they aren't coming back!

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? AIDS

What's worse than finding a Holocaust in your apple? The worm

Why are women bad drivers? -There are no roads in between the bedroom and the kitchen.

whats the difference between a ferrari in my garage, and a pile of dead babies in my garage. I do not have a ferrari but i do have a pile of dead babies

daughter and boyfriend havin sex baby baby baby ohhh!! mum walks in; what you doin signin to justin bieber,oh ok just make sure you dont sing to his song its crap!!!!!!!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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