- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Charlie eat a baked potato? Because he was hungry.

What song did Buddy the elf sing for Santa on his birthday? Happy birthday

What's more sad then a dumpster full of dead babies? The live one at the bottom.

What would you call Kenny Dalgleish if he was black? Mr Dalgleish in a formal setting, Kenny in an informal one.

whats white a smells like paint. whtie paint.

What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? A read along book

Why did the man stop running. He was tierd

A guy walks into a doughnut shop and says "I'll have a small coffee and a doughnut." The shop keeper says, "I'm sorry we ran out of coffee." The guy says, "All right I'll just have coffee than"

What did the wizard say to the man? Wizards aren't real. Thus not able to speak.

What do you call a fat priest? Obese

How did the Jew survive the Holocaust? Trick question he didn't

Doctor, I keep believing I am stuck in the Matrix! Oh thats common, you know existencial crisis and so on but we got medications, you want the blue or the red pill?

What is your name, sir? My name is not Sir, my name is Jeff.

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Whats brown, sweet, and bad for your teeth? A brick.

How do you know if an elephant has been in your fridge? If it is laying in pieces around the crumbled wreckage of your house. [L]

A seal walks into a club. The poacher continues to beat the seal to death.

Why didn't Susan go to school on show-and-tell day? Because she's dead.

A young boy is crying in the park, when priest walks up to him -What's the matter son? -My parents died in a horrible car accident 2 weeks ago and now i'm held in an abusive household.

Do you believe in magic? cuz i do.

You're in the middle of the ocean and you see a roller coaster. What color is the penny? Tree.

MOTHER OF GOD!! What is this horse doing in here?!

Why did the two black men break into a bank with guns? It was being robbed by a white man and they were police officers.

What's worse than a shotgoun to the balls? Nothing.

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