Why couldn't the cat drink the milk? Because it had no face.

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Why did little Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms knock knock who's there? Not little Suzie.

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What do you get when you cross a black guy and a keyboard? A black guy punctured by a keyboard

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Why couldn't the Jeffersons adopt a black baby? Their fireplace was empty.

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Why is Henrik so AWESOME? Cos HE just IS!!!!

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Who wants $300? Me too.

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how do demolish a building alkekwhakbar

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Why did George shaw fall off the swin?. Because he got a bowl thrown at his head

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Why did Polly fall off her roof? Because her dad pushed her.

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I don't think Holocaust jokes are funny, Anne Frankly I find them offensive.

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How do you confuse a blond? Look at her

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Q: What say one therapist to a friend? A: I'm the rapist

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"Hey dude, wanna come with me??" "Sure! Where????" "To the grocery store, I need to buy a couple of lemons"

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Your mother is so stupid that she claimed the pole ran into her.

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Hail Hitler

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Roses are red violets are blue you better run I see you

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why was the black mans shirt ripped? because he escaped genocide in africa

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Roses are red violets are green i can't rhyme bridge

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Thanks, I admire your sincerity, and I am happy to see that I got a lot more in common with you, than with well, my nerdy and geeky friends, which are not reading this here and now unless they are going against their orders and messing up their own work schedule. I just want you to know that I have fallen in love with you Nero, and if that is a problem for you, please let me know ASAP.

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A man dies on the operating table and finds himself in front of the Pearly Gates. St Peter looks at him and says " You are having a hallucination due to all the drugs they have given you and because your brain releases chemicals when you die. I am not real and there is not heaven or a god." Upon resuscitation the man contemplates his hallucination and becomes an Atheist.

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What did the limp dick say to the vagina? Sorry, I'm a poof.

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Thank you for flying Buzzy Fly Airlines. Today we'll be flying around Uranus.

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What do you get if you cross a goat with a horse? Long letters of complaints by animal rights groups

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Why couldn't Jimmy eat his food? Because I threw a microwave at him

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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