The adventures of Helen Keller:

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knock knock..... ding dong...... knock knock!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! they weren't home

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What do you call a flying Jew? Smoke

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Why was the black man kicked out of the restaurant? Blatant racism was still very prevalent at that time and place.

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what do a blonde and a brunette have in common? They were both red-heads until they walked into great clips.

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Jimmy is at a movie ? He's with a gay boy

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Guy gets new car. TRANFORMER!

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Q. What do you call a dog thats deaf? A. A horribly abused domesticated animal that needs a kinder owner.

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Johnny fell out of the window. Except he didn't fall I pushed him

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So I'm blowing this guy and he starts rubbing his finger through my hair... So I started thinking, what a fag.

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A jew enters a mall.

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What do you call somebody who votes for Donald Trump? A voter. What do you call somebody who votes for Hillary Clinton? A voter.

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Q : WHAT DID THE SMALL SHEEP SAY TO THE BIG SHEEP ? Z : BÆÆÆ

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered 6 offender. And there was nothing funny about that.

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Does an albino chameleon turn different shades of white?

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Why was the little boy crying? Because a stranger shoved explosives up his butthole.

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Roses are Green Violets are Black Everything's different since I took crack

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Why couldn't the pirate watch the violent movie? Because pirates died along time ago

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Roses are red, Violets are violet, hence the name Violets.

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What's black and fast? A treadmill.

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Photons have mass? i didn't even know they were catholic.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, Who are you?

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A antijoke? The "new and better" Duke Nukem. "Power armor is for poossies! My ego is going to... ARGH! Both my arms are blown away... well Duke Nukem is too awesome! He uses his legs..ARGH MY LEGS! Well Duke Nukem is dead... but his ego will keep the remains of his corpse fighting aliens! Yeah ego!" Nukem: I got balls of fail...

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Why does fowlerville suck cause everyone wishes they were black

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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