- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than depression? Having depression and killing yourself

why wont me daughter eat my feces

Never mail in your wished to a genie, he may be dyslexic.

I HATE G-SPOT AND BTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Of course, you have always found more joy in seeing others happy, that pursuing your own happiness.

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why didn't bob die? because he liked his hair just the way it was.

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Your mother is so obese that she has over the recommended daily calorie intake on a regular basis.

A man lying in bed at night rolls over and starts rubbing his wife's back. She says, "Not tonight, honey, I have a headache." Her husband respected her wishes and went to sleep.

How do you perform CPR on a black person. OK, first come down. I wish I could ask why you turned to Anit Jokes.com to ask this question, but this is serious. First, check for any air blockages using two fingers, then...

Sooo, when exactly did you become a man? Is this subject boring you?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Beacause the destination he was trying to reach was across this road Notice how he tried This is because he got hit by a car but know one cares for him

What do an eagle and a mole have in common? They both fly, except for the mole.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was late for its laser bypass surgery.

What's red, white, and blue? light purple

yo momma so fat that she needs to lose weight

Joke- Blah Blah Blah, punch line -LOL -Shut the hell up

chuck noris- can swim through land god- can walk on watter i- can run on air

whats worse than finding 10 dead baby's in 1 garbage can... finding 1 dead baby's in 10 garbage can

There was a irishmen in his house. He was thirsty. so he drank some water

question: why did the dog whine? answer: Because it wanted the freakin bone

Knock knock. Who's there? Three months to live. Three months to live who? The C-Scan showed a massive, inoperable tumor in your brain that's been developing for years. You have only three months to live.

Two 16 year old girls are chatting on their way to school: Girl 1 : "hey, is that a hickey on your neck? say, have you been naughty? is it Brian's mark?" Girl 2 : "That's not a hickey, it's a bruise. My dad came home drunk again last night and beat me up for no reason."

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