Quarters look shiny, Brass beats Copper, Dish is better, So enjoy the hopper. DIrect TV, is forever alone. Kinda like you, when your on your phone!

How do you offend a black man? Call him a nigger.

Solvemedia fun: It says happy trails, a good one. Then it says Your answer below. ANSWER TO WHAT? To happy trails? Is that even a question? Is this world gonna explode? Is Santa real? Will Jesus ever return? I This and much more in the next exciting episode of Dragon NutZ SEE!

Wanna hear a dirty joke....? A pig rolling in mud!

Hey, what do you call Sarah Palin? A Republican.

what did the pizza say to the bread? nothing pizza cant talk

What's worse then AIDS? Chad Wolbert

Yo momma's so fat, that she got baptised in Sea World.

What do you get when you cross a rainbow with a unicorn, baby, helmet, a bag of sugar, some watermelons, and a jewish guy's hair? A rainbow unicorn baby helmet with a bag of sugar and some watermelons. and some jewish guy's hair.

Yo mama is so fat, she needs to get serious about her diet, or else she might die of some sort of weight related issue.

What is big, long, hot, and firm? An erection due to the arousal of a woman's sex appeal.

How many Bedouins do you need to change a light bulb? 2, one is changing the bulb and the second is powering the generator.

What did the unicorn eat for a snack? Nothing. Unicorns are a majestic fiction animal.

Golf.

Dollar ice tea... I drink that Supa hot fire... i spit that Two and a half men................... I watch that

Your mom is so old she is significantly more identifiable in a crowd of middle-aged men and women.

what did the man say to then other man when he said a joke, "Ha"

Who is Dank? A: Billal

Why did the chicken cross the road? To reach his desired destination.

Roses are red, yup.

What"s pink and fluffy? Pink fluff.

your mothers smells so bad,because she has poor hygiene skills

Strength of body Vs Strengh of Mind. Mind: You can lead a horse to water... Strength: Then you can force that mother*bleep* to drink all you want that *bleep* to drink! Strength of body wins, horseless victory.

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