Want to hear a joke? ...you're straight.

A blond, brunette, and a red head are stranded on an island. They find a genie, who tells them each one can have one wish. They all wish for the same thing, to be back home with their families.

Dam. Mothers Against Dyslexia.

Why did the little boy fall of his bike? He was dead.

why did the dog cross the street? because it saw a squirrel

Q: One little blond girl went walking on her own. A: 17 didn't come back.

knock knock. Who is there? You have. You have who? Your entire family in my basement.

Knock knock Whose there? 4

Ted: Joe, do you think I'm dumb? Joe: No, I think you're Ted.

Q. whats the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? A. I dont jump on my trampoline with metal cleats.

whats the diffrents beetween a footballer and a hat nothing i lke chesse

why is the earth mad at the moon? cause the moon mooned the earth

What do you get when you cross a rabbit and a pair of scissors? Nothing. That's not possible with current technology.

What's a stupid joke on anti-joke? One that involves a random number with absolutely no meaning

A bar walking into a mans house, then the blonde says stupid words like why did the chicken of the sea cross the road and pigeons go moo moo like a cow.

Q) What do you call a black man swinging from a tree? A) A very silly man as it is potentially dangerous

Why did the man go to Cantabria, Spain? Because he liked potatoes... jk

Roses are red Violets are black Why is your chest as flat as your back?

What starts with C and ends with UNT. Ciretrunt

a gay man walks into a bar. he is promptly escorted out for trying to seduce men.

What's worse than a joke An ANTIJOKE!

One time there was a girl in a wheelchair and she couldn't walk.

What did Batman tell Robin before he got into the Batmobile? "Hey Robin, get in the Batmobile."

How many christians does it take to change a light bulb? No one knows, by the time they finish unscrewing the burned out light, a hi-jacked plane crashes into them.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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