So this squirrel is walking across the road when a HUGE truck comes and smashes him beneath the tire.

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In this country, you gotta get the money first. Then when you get the money, you get the power. Then when you get the power, you get shot the F*** up at the end of Scarface.

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Whats worse than bitting into a apple and finding a worm? Being the worm who just lost nearly half his whole house because some jerk decided to eat an apple on the ground, whom after eating the apple destroyed the worms self-esteem by making the comparison to the worse thing possible. Or being raped by Zeus in the form of a worm.

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A rapist walks into a bar. He is promptly arrested afterwards.

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What do you call a chicken who eats chicken. Cannibal

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Why is Ian's name Ian? Because he was adopted

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how many black guys does it take to screw in a light bulb?................ we dont know because u cant c them

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I saw a number three walking past me in the street the other day and I thought to my self that's odd.

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knock knock whos there knock knock whos there knock knock whos there poor billy didnt know that the knocking was just a tree branch and he stayed asking the same question for 21 years

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There was an Englishman, a Scotsman, and an Irishman. Now there's millions of them. And women too.

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his access to goods and services and his future options from birth.

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you know what? CHICKEN BUTT. butt of chicken ahahahaa

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Why was the boy sad? He was harassed by his mum who died in the 1800's and went into a depressive state in which he drove himself to death using a pair of pliers and a rechargeable battery. No, he really just stubbed his toe.

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where is madeline macam? hiding is mjs cubord

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what smells like red paint, but tastes blue? my heroine OD panflets

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A man was driving down the road and was swerving, a cop stops him and asks him to walk in a straight line, believing him to be drunk. The man replies "I can't, I've been blind since I was a child."

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Roses Are Red Violits Are Blue Screw it RUN!!

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Why did the Europeans colonise Africa Because they couldn't do it themselves

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have Ebola How about you?

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Roses are red violets are blue I have alziemers banana cookie!

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who? Doctor Watson - I'm here to see your little sister who is currently terminally ill and every second is of vital importance. Therefore this exchange of words is only worsening the already terrible situation that we find ourselves in. Please open the door.

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Have you see stevie wonders house? No. Neither has he.

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Do you wanna build a snowman ? No.

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What's yellow and smells like cheese? Cheese.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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