- Anti Joke

why did the geman man hit the jewish man? because the jewish man swung a punch at the german man so it was an act of self defense.

What two Mexicans call a stray cat? Gato

A blonde, ginger, and brunette took the SAT. They all performed successfully and were admitted into their colleges of choice.

One man walks on a bridge, another man sees him but doesn't really care about him.

Why did the seagull fly over the sea, It had wings.

Why are the black people in Africa dying? Because the poverty rate is high and they don't have enough money to by simple things like medicine and mosquito nets to prevent AIDS, Malaria, and other infectious diseases.

I've been reading these for the past hour and you guys are just out right terrible! -Sarah

little potato when born allicator don't have neck, if u like me it's cause u stole my scooter

Q. How do you make a chicken dance? A. I don't know I was asking you.

What do black people and tables have in common? Nothing.

why cant fat people walk because they are fat

Knock Knock Who's there? Jeff Oh hey Jeff, come on in

What do you get when you cross a black man and an octopus? I don't know, but it sure would pick a lot of cotton.

How will the world end? That information is unknown

Gretta has five legs? -no

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I named my son ps2 controller

Where did Jenny go after the explosion? Everywhere

What do you call a blonde doctor? Doctor

i like your face... HAHAHAHAH just kidding you make me want to projectile vomit.

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What did the orphan do on Mother's Day? He went to the cemetery

I was walking down the street the other day And I pushed a child under a bus

How do you kill a priest? Shoot him in the forehead.

knock knock whos there guy with a gun guy with a gun who guy with a gun who just shot you dammit