- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a deer that has no eyes? I have no eyedeer

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil armstrong Neil armstrong walks on the moon...Michael Jackson molests little boys

What is Hellen Keller's favorite TV show? She doesn't have one - She is blind and deaf.

Why can't John hear what Muhammad says? John is deaf.

Chip and Dale walk into a bar. Chip is black now.

What did Dmitri say to all his friends? Nothing he has no friends

Why did the Michael lose the race? Because he had no legs.

How many dead babies can fit in a barrel? 4 1/2

some people say that i am gay they are right cause i like boys

What happens when you get your leg caught in an elevator door? Nothing. It is likely that the elevator has advanced sensory components that won't allow the door to close on your leg.

Why did the woman spend all her time in the kitchen? For fear of her abusive husband.

How many trees does it take to screw in a light bulb? Trees are incapable of screwing light bulbs

Did you hear about the constipated mathematician who broke his calculator? He went to the shops and bought some laxatives and a new calculator.

Your Mom is so fat she's Fat

What happened to the baby seal who went clubbing? He met a nice woman and contracted HIV from her after engaging in unprotected sexual intercourse after taking her to his flat.

a guy walks into a bar.. ouch

Why did billy have a frog stapled to his face? Because he was having a bad day.

What's the difference between a goat and a cherry? You can't put a goat on top of your ice cream.

wow i bet grass is lucky on st patricks day. why? becuase its green all year. smacks ow. i kno. but hey im corn.

I was expecting something like that... Anyway, good you do not mind in particular, because that means I am just boring myself here, so, tell me something about yourself you don't tell people most.

what did the man do when he fell off the top of a building? Nothing He DIED!!!!!!

Roses are red violets are blue I'm not good at poems, nice titttttss.

How do you stop an oncoming bus? You push a stroller in front of it.

"Doctor, Doctor, Help I feel like a pair of curtains" "I've got some cream for that".

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