A: Whats black and hangs from my tree in my backyard? B: What? A: Blackberries B: Blackberries grow on bushes

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Yo mama so stupid she was trying to put her M&M's in alphabetical order

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Why did the 2 black kids jump the barb-wired fence To get to the other side

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what is long, white, and used almost everywhere? there are a lot of things that fit this description, so it would be highly illogical to make a guess.

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what happens when a panther and a gorilla fight? i dont know i never seen it before.

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A man walks into a bar,gets a drink, and then leaves.

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what do all elephants have in common? they are all monkeys

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What do you do when your condom breaks during sexual intercourse? Get AIDS.

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An Asian man walked to P.F. Changs, and asked where the bathroom is.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Columbine Massacre

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Believing in God may be a sign of autism Kappa

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when life randomly gives u lemons, u should probably have a stand cuz people are gonna expect u to make lemonade

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What is worse than getting stung by a wasp? Getting raped by a sexually frustrated bear.

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What are crabs with out the crabs Nothing hahahahaha

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What do you get when you cross a muffin with chocolate chips? A chocolate chip muffin.

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Why couldn't Matilda walk to school? Because a dog ripped her legs off.

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear. The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear. The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf." (props- Marty Smith)

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Knock Knock Who's there? Just open the damn door.

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roses are red, violets are blue, im not going out with someone that belongs in a zoo.

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why navy seals ? they shot osoma bin laden in the face...... multiple times

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What's the best part of twenty one year old's? Their bodies have matured enough that the U.S. government deems it safe for them to consume alcoholic beverages with proper I.D.

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Roses are Red, Vilots are blue Im going to kill myself Bye

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why did joe drop his clock? billy ran into him, therfore making the clock wobble in his hand until it fell at 34 mph.

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Joseph Coney could die... or worse... he could do anything but that....

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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