- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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i like your face... HAHAHAHAH just kidding you make me want to projectile vomit.

Roses are red Violets are blue I love you a lot But you're dead and I have unhealthy necrophiliac tendencies

What do a Jew and a whale have in common? They're both Jewish. Except the whale.

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your mother is in alkatraz as she was sentenced to 25 to life due to false accusations

What do you call a baby with no arms or legs? You call a lawyer, and be sure to have him ask the mother if she took Thalidomide during pregnancy.

What happened to Jillian when she walked out the door? She got hit by a bus A. Knock knock B. Whos there? A. Not Jillian

What do you call an elephant mixed with a rhino? A freak.

your mama's so ugly, she suffers from chronic deppression.

A cat walks into a bar. She belongs to the owner, so he gives her a saucer of milk.

What did the farmer say when he couldnt find his tractor? "Wheres my tractor?"

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A 3 year old child walks into his parents having intercorce the child asked "mommy what were you and daddy doing" she says "sex" the child was scarred for life.

What is Yellow and American? A yellow american

what do you call a young man? a little boy

Why can't jokes spit?

Whats similar between an apple and a black guy there is no similarities between them

Rebecca Black walks into a bar. The bartender refuses to serve her because she is not yet 21.

How many pupils does the teacher have? 2.

What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

Why did the computer explode into a million peices? It was thrown off the Empire State building.

You go on Nero, he got all red, not sure if he is mad or ashamed or both, but we can all tell that man is jealous. Employee.

Why was the snowman afraid of the sun? Because he would melt that day and die

How will the world end? That information is unknown

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