- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats The Meaning Of Life? 42. But everyone has their own perception so you have your own answer so why the heck did i write this joke. Oh wait Im writing still. The answer is 42.

What did the black man do when his car was rear-ended? He exchanged insurance information with the other driver.

roses are red violets are blue my dick is long longer then you

Do you want to hear a joke? Well you can't because you are reading this

A Chinese man and an African man walk into a bar. Its good to see so much multiculturalism in a usually racist society.

Yo mama is so fat, she just had a heart-attack.

Its over 9000 penises and they're all raping little children!!!!!

How many people buried in a cemetery are dead? All of them.

A family has been forced out of their house by ghosts. Who are they gonna call?... Their insurance company.

What is the difference between a clown and a dead baby? One makes you laugh and one is just a clown.

I baked tonight. What did you bake? Brownies. What kind of brownies? Chocolate.

A bartender sees Jesus Christ, George Washington, and Adolf Hitler walk into his bar. The bartender is drunk.

Roses are red Violets are blue I would love you But you are too ugly and overweight

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add me on facebook guys , im sexy , i get mad girls and guys, im bisexual , and im a blood (the gang) http://www.facebook.com/brock.beatty.1?ref=ts

An englishman, a scotsman and an irishman walk into a bar together. They sit down at the bar, and the barman says, "What is this, some kind of joke?!"

Why did the man scream? because he was run over.

Eeny meeny miny moe, Catch a piglet by its toe, If it squeals let it go, Or you'll be arrested for animal abuse and receive a heavy fine.

Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesnt scream when you put it in the oven!

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Banana Yoshimoto. A popular Japanese author of the book, Kitchen. She is incredibly talented and it would be a great honor to have her in your house, so you should open your door.

There's two sausages in a pan.. One says "Wow it's hot in here" The other says... "agrhhh a talking sausage"

What is the meaning of life? Bill Gates: Windows Donald Trum: Money Some poor kid:luck and rich parents.

why did the homosexual man cross the road? to get to his gay partner.

Someone with a lame joke: What's black and white and red all over? Smart person who decides to mess with him: Nothing, if it is red all over how can it be black and white???????

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