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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a boy with one arm one leg and an eye patch? Names

what will you do if you become a ruler of the world? Waking up, its just a dream GET REAL!

Whats more fun than throwing a dead baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitchfork.

A mathematician, a physicist, and an engineer walk into a bar. They order some drinks, sit quietly and stare at their shoes until they've finished their drinks, then go back home and wallow in loneliness, wishing their social skills weren't so abysmal.

Knock knock. Who's there? Conscience. Conscience who? Oh, sorry about that Hitler, you wouldn't know who I am.

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. The police who? The band.

Why Is Helen Keller such a bad driver? Because she is a woman

How many Jews do you have to kill in order to make a museum? 6 Million.

Hey there, I like bananas! No you don't.

Why was the asian bad at sex? Because he was 5 years old

What did Susie do when the music was too loud Nothing

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

Why do women like NASCAR? They don't.

Whats more sad then four black men in a car driving off a cliff? The man they stolen the car from doesn't have car insurance.

Friend: Hey dude, you wanna come to my house after school and do some Meth? Other Friend: Nah I dont wanna get scabs all over my skin, disgusting teeth, and im not in the mood for dying early. Im good here.

Q. What did the woman use for vaginal medication? A. Standard Strength Vagisil.

Why was 13 afraid of 27 Because 51 had an extra penis

what did the murderer say when he lost his gun? dangit. now i cant kill anyone

A Japanese man, a Canadian man and a French woman walk into a bar. They do not converse because they don't speak the same language.

A man walks into a bar. He sits down and orders a drink. The bartender gives him a drink. The man walks out of the bar. He drives home and slaps his wife. Alcohol is destroying his marriage.

How did Nissan show its new car in there commircals By driving very fast and hitting fat kids $

Doctor, I keep believing I am stuck in the Matrix! Oh thats common, you know existencial crisis and so on but we got medications, you want the blue or the red pill?

Q: Whats metal and shiny? A: You're lame childhood accomplishments.

What do you call a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench Men enjoying a day in the park

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