What is the gay guy thinking about? Penis

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Why are there no casinos in Africa? Because of the exceptionally high poverty rate.

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A man was walking down the sidewalk. Then he turned into a drugstore.

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What does samios search on google? Shemale gey big t.it lactating big c.ock An.al tearing Ana.l dilation school girl rape compilation

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Have you heard of the mute man that kept telling people he could not talk? Its funny because its true.

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2 nuns were in a bathtub. One says to the other "Could you pass me the soap please?" The other replies, "What do you think I am, a radio?"

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How do you make a health inspector give you a good report? Throw his family into a pack of alligators.

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here's a chuck norris fact: Chuck Norris is 5'10 and lost to bruce lee!

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A bear walks into a bar..... The bartender asks " what do you want?" , he gets killed by the bear because he started talking to it Made by eli

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What did the dog say to the other dog? Ruff, hi, ruff ruff, we are both dogs ruff ruff, ruff ruff, ruff!!

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Q: How do you make a five year cry twice? A: There are many ways, as children are generally not that adept at controlling their emotions. Loud noises, threats of violence, images of scary monsters... those tend to work. Be sure to let them stop crying before making them cry again, otherwise you will have only made them cry once.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being hit by a plane.

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whats worse than a worm in your apple..? getting shot..

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Q: How many black people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: One

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

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A gay man takes another gay man home after a wild night at the city's top club. They choose to be safe and not have gay sex.

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Why do women have boobs? In order to feed their infants

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Why did the Egg turn Purple Because it didnt turn blue.

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Q: Do you know what you can make when you have enough cents? A: Dollars

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what is the coolest thing in the world? hashtag swagbag yolo

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Don't count your eggs before you put them in a basket.

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oh no a butt!!!!!!!!!! your stubid oh wait your right ahhhhhhhhhh

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What do you call a black police officer? The drug dealer's inside man.

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What do you call a KKK member? ...racist

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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