What's worse than Gordon Brown's face? George Bush.

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q. a whale walks into a bar. The bartender asks"why are you wailling?" A. I my 3 year-old son died.

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What happened to the fat japanese guy? His house was destroyed by the earthquake.

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A shark ate your mom

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DEAD ON KANE ITS BEEN ALL YOU ABD CAOIMHIN

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When's the worst time to use skin moisturizer? When you're a burn victim.

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Why did the baby die? Because you had sex with it when it was only 1 years old.

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why did Suzy play jump rope with the neighbors kids? She had no legs!

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Why couldn'nt Sally swing on the swing? Because Sally was a carrot

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Osama bin Laden walks into a bar. Just joking, he's dead.

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What is black, white, and red all over? A zebra that was shot by poachers.

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Q: Whats the difference between a lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? A: I don't have a lamborghini in my garage.

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What did the cow say to the chicken? - Muuuuhhhhhhhhh!

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Yo Dawg, I heard You Like Kittens and Volcanoes... So, I threw Your Kitten In A Volcano.

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What do you call a man with no arms? Disabled... some people can be so cruel.

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Roses are red. They also have thorns. Their family is Rosaceae and they are often given as gifts between lovers. They grow in well drained and fertile soils...

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What do you call a man with no legs or arms trying to ski? Impossible.

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What is the difference between being a serial killer and a doctor? I'm not a doctor.

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a young boy once lost his mind and then his parents weeped because their son had been decapatated in a horrible motorcycle accident caused by a drunk who had just killed his wife and children and was running from the cops....

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What did the lawyer name his daughter. he couldnt because both the baby and his wife died in child birth.

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What do you call 5 white guys sitting on a bench? An effect of an overcrowded theme park

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KNOCK! KNOCK! who knocks like that? all my friends break the door down...oh alright then ill answer i guess WHO IS IT? THE REAPER oh s*** dude! [panic face] NO ONES HOME? "In other news tonight, 2 local men found murdered in their living rooms, after looking up common joke style called antee joke. Police say the door was smashed in an obvious sign of forced entry. They seem to have just mysteriously had sudden heart attacks and fainted. heh heh...hey nancy....why did the chicken cross the road? [=< heh heh" "y" "because he thouroughly enjoyed darting out into traffic" "HAHAHAHAHAHAHA *GASP!* X.x dead face "NANCY! NANCY!.....well in other OTHER news ive just murdered nancy, and thats no joke." *runs*

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Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson are camping out. After they set up their tent and get inside to go to sleep, they look up at the stars. Holmes asks Watson to make a deduction. "Well, Holmes, I think it's highly probable that other planets outside our own, among those many stars up there, could have sentient life." Holmes points up and says, "Someone stole our tent, you idiot."

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was blind.

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Anti Joke

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