- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the vulture cross the road? To get to the pile of dead babies left over from the Holocaust.

Why the did black man climb the ladder? To get on the roof of the building to install a satellite dish.

Yo momma is so ugly that she uses it as motivation to work hard and thus for achieve more than a lot of whores do

a woman gets hit by a motorcycle whose fault was it?......... the man's, he shouldn't have driven the motorcycle in the kitchen

What is the biggest lie that's still close to the truth? You came out of your momma's asshole.

why is the spine-tailed swift the fastest bird? because its faster than the second fastest bird.

Why does everybody look at the foreign boy strangely? Because he was ugly

A Chinese man... pulling another Chinese man in one of those carts behind him.

What do you call a man with a spade in his head? Dead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It's better if you don't understand

Whats more dangerous then a man with a gun? two men with guns.

What did the panda say to the other panda? We are fuzzy Oreos

Yo mamas so fat,you know wht, i think she might die !!

Why was the Irishman ejected from the bar? For breaching client-attorney privilege, and the correct term is disbarred.

A man walked into a bar. Ouch.

What do you call a blonde person? By her name.

wouldnt it be ironic if chuck norris was shooting blanks

Last Christmas I gave you my heart. I am still waiting for a transplant.....

What did the doctors tell the boy with cancer who is on his way to being released from the hospital? "you are going to die," why give him hope and be proved wrong. This way if they are wrong the whole situation is a miracle, if they are right..... "I told you so"

What did the white man say to the group of mexicans when a golf ball was coming toward them? 4!

What is white, sticky, and something that gay people and women love? Frosting.

How many dead babies can fit in a barrel? 4 1/2

Why are aspirins white? Because the creator of aspirin didn't feel it necessary to color the pills.

Evidently, in order to get any person of an object (most notably a swing) you must hit them with some form of large and/or sharp object.

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