- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do you make Will Smith cry? cut off his toes and fingers.

Q: What do you call a fish with no eyes? A: Fsh

What did the black man say when he waked into KFC? Can I use the restroom?

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a penis and a knife choose which one goes in you.

What smells like death and makes kids cry? Dead animal

Why did Santa die? Because he got diabetes from so many cookies

roses are red violets are blue i'm allergic to pollen achoo

Have you ever seen Helen Keller's house? No. Neither did she.

two men walk into a bar. they get a concussion.

Why was the black man good at basketball? Because he practiced.

Q: What did one muffin say to another? A: Nothing. Muffins don't talk, you idiot.

What happened to the kid who brome his neck? He died.

Q. What did the mom say to the boy scout? A. He wouldn't be a happy camper.

What did the politician say to the other politician? We are both politicians.

knock knock who's there aids aids who ... dumb ass

How did baby Bobby spend his summer vacation? He didn't, he died from heat exhaustion.

A white guy, a black guy, and an asian guy jump off a bridge. Who hits the ground first? It doesn't matter. They are all going to die.

Do you have ass-thma? Coz your ass is taking my breath away

What's the most confusing day in Mexico? Father's Day.

Why did Justin Bieber break his leg? Because, like you and I, he is faced with the same challenges and dangers on a daily basis, and should all take necessary precautions in his every day life.

A bear walks into a bar and says to the bartender, "I would like a rum and............ Coke." The bartender asks, curiously, "What's up with the big pause?" The bear looks down at his paws, embarrassed, and mumbles under his breath, "social anxiety."

Someone told me once, but i had terrible memory so I had them tell me again.

I've never seen your mother, so I won't make any vile suggestions concerning her weight.

what did the African baby get for his birthday?..... AIDS

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