Alright alright... But you gotta promise to call me then

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This one time, at band camp, I played the trumpet.

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I wont say I got much money, but neither do I need it, just be honest to me, because if you lie, every advice I give you, could cost you or me everything, our lives, our families... Collateral damage is a term used very often and lightly ever since 9/11

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What can little Billy play? The tumour, sorry I meant what will little Billy die from.

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I have a toaster. I have two subway coupons and a handful of pubic hair equal trade baby

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roses are red violets are blue i'll be back in an hour or two

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Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

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Did you hear about the man hear about the man who lost an arm and a leg in a car accident? He's alright now.

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How do you describe a cranky rapist? Cranky and rapist

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Why was the man running? He needed to get somewhere fast.

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OMG FUCKING NERDS WITH NO LIFE CAN READ ABOUT THE POWER OF YOUR Vaginal puss puss color, no but seriously, I kinda prefer unshaven, I mean if I change my opinion I just do it myself or command that you shave yourself while I put it on my cellphone while I jack off to you, making a creampie, yeah because.

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You're a big fat monkey.

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What do you call a white duck? A quacker

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Why can't penguins fly? Because their wings are adapted to swim and not to fly

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tim has no humor

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"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Banana." The man of the house subsequently notifies his government that genetic engineering is going awry.

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What's the difference between a bench and a black guy? A bench can support a family

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Q: How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? A: Ele PHa n T

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What is Green and smells like Yellow Paint Green Paint

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I saw 2 cannibals eating a clown. What did I do? Called the local police.

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Why did the deaf man attend the music concert? He was invited by friends and wasn't doing anyhting else that evening.

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Why was six afraid of seven? 7 is greater than 6. Didn't you learn about number lines in 3rd grade?

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J- Jiggly E- Enormous S- Sad S- Smelly E- Ethiopian

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What did the alchoholic get for his birthday? Nothing. His alchohol abuse split up is family and now he is alone.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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