- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The early bird gets the worm, but the angry bird gets the pig.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Hook. Hook who? Who are you Hooking Your Horns to?

-Why did the man sue the train driver after he witnessed his friends death? -Because he was owed a duty of care.

whats worst then antijokes? the holocaust

How is an elephant like a grape? They're both purple, except for the elephant.

Why did the man lose the spelling bee? He was mentally retarded and had no friends.

What did one butthole say to the other butthole? I'm actually not sure. I wasn't there when he said it.

why couldnt the african child eat enough food? he didnt have a mouth.

Why did Princess Diana cross the road? She wasn't wearing a seat belt.

What do you call a person in a morgue? Dead.

The saying "When Pigs Fly" Can easily be canceled. Just tie a rocket and wings to it and let it go.

"Hey dude, wanna come with me??" "Sure! Where????" "To the grocery store, I need to buy a couple of lemons"

What do you call a man who beats his adopted, black children? A terrible person.

How do you get an alien baby to sleep? Well, first you need to get an alien baby.

Hi what I lug you

Kim Jong Un thinks that he is in shape. And when you think about it, he's right. Round is a shape.

Poop

19 roosters walk into a roller coaster

i like my coffee like i like my women ... with big titis

Where did the people go after the bomb went off? EVERYWHERE!!!

Roses are red, violets are blue, your face belong in the zoo, don't worry I get there too, not in the cage, just visiting you :)

Why can't you borrow money from a leprechaun? Because leprechauns don't exist.

what's the worst part of your kid dying the clean up

A cat walks into a bar and says.......Meow

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