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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A pirate walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, did you know you have a steering wheel down your pants?" The pirate replies, "Arrrgh, there's been a horrible nautical accident. Please call an ambulance immediately."

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered 6 offender. And there was nothing funny about that.

Two reporters walk into Tah rir Square. Both are abused and that's sad.

Why was the cat in the bag? Because it's owner was abusive and put it in there.

why did the girl fall off the slide? she was pushed, by her dad...

No, Sarah. You know your hooks scratch the keys.

A pair of brothers walked into a bar. It was where the wake was being held from their mother's funeral.

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You go on Nero, he got all red, not sure if he is mad or ashamed or both, but we can all tell that man is jealous. Employee.

How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Eight, because there's one tickle per tentacle!

Jesse is so fat that Roy is jealous of his big ass tits

nothing

Once upon a time there was a pure and beautiful girl who lived with her step-mother and her two step-sisters. They made her live in the basement and had her do all the chores while they went to parties. Then social workers came and relocated her to a foster family.

A horse walks into a bar Barman: Why the long face? Horse: just had a stroke

Roses are red Oranges are orange Nothing rhymes with orange Forever alone

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Its not for us to determine its motive, i'm sure it has its reasons

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't so much cross the road as he did go down the road, to the supermarket, where he was sold to a family of 5, and taken down yet another road to the family's house, where they enjoyed a nice family dinner.

knock knock? Whos there? a questionable person. What? exactly.

Ok class, we are doing arts and crafts today, but remember, have fun and be creative... Thats what she said

a black man has a shotgun. having an IQ of 11 he shot his hands off

What did George Washington say to Genghis Khan? Nothing they are both dead.

I haven't had sex for about 2 years, 10 months, 20 days and 4 minutes. It doesn't bother me though.

i get knocked down, but i don't get up again. my leg is broken and therefore makes it extremely difficult for me to stand up on my own.

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