- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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One day a kid said to his mom: "Mom, I painted the bed sheets with your lipstick". So his mom got mad.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was mentally retarded and didnt know any better.

CUT MY SOUL INTO PIECES MY NAME IS VOLDEMORT TERMINATION YOU'RE BLEEDING DON'T GIVE A F**K IF I HAVE NO NOSE FOR BREATHING

Why did the cop pull the black guy over because he was speeding

roses are green, violets are yellow, I am a hybridizer.

I like my coffee like I like my slaves... Free

what does a baby sound like in a microwave. i don't know i was masturbating

I remember the last words my Grandfather said before he kicked the bucket: "Hey, how far do you think I can kick this bucket?"

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being brutally murdered as you are watching your guts spilling out of your body

There was a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. They all had different colors of hair.

What did the monkey say to the other monkey Monkey can't talk

what's worse than a joke about the holocaust? the holocaust.

Whats green and smells like a red apple? A green apple

Me, id rather be known as the antijoke rather than the antichrist, I offered him water at the desert just because I care. You killed him. Moral: Once you see the point of this joke, myself, I will be the one laughing, ten years and counting humanity, ten years or so, and the world belongs to me.

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "GESTAPO! AUFMACHEN!!!"

How do you get a bunch of baby guts out of a bathtub? A lot of tostitos.

How do you stop a group of black guys from fighting? go over to them and ask them politely to stop.

What did the Apostle John say to Jesus of Nazareth? "Oh, blow it out your butthole."

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? "Robin, get in the Batmobile."

Man comes home and sees another dying man lying in the center of his house. He yells at the man, "HEY I DONT KNOW YOU" The man on the floor replies, "That's funny, my family used to say the same thing"

Why did the fisherman go to Alaska? The commercial fishing business is strong there and it was a sound financial decision.

Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything's black, Oh wait... I'm blind.

Why did the black man quit his job as a rapper? Because he was an admirable father and husband and was willing to sacrifice his passion to provide for those he loved.

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