A man walks into a bar. He leaves a large rucksack by the pool table and walks out. The rucksack then explodes and kills 13 people because it is the height of the Troubles and the man is a member of the IRA, who targetted the bar because it is regularly visited by British servicemen. The media extensively cover the story, and the two sides of the conflict in Northern Ireland decide that the bloodshed must stop, which eventually made way to the Good Friday agreement of 1998.

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A blind man walks in a bar I mean like a metal bar But it didn't hurt He only laught

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why did the little girl drown? because she was left unsupervized and had never properly learned to swim. she also had no arms and cancer.

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New Name for Jersey Shore: American Whorer Story

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What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy? One has a slightly darker skin complexion

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An alligator was found wearing a vest. The investigator had no comment... As alligators are incapable of speech. ^^^

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Ditto, the Slut Pokemon. Ditto is a bisexual f@ggot who will f*ck any Pokemon that moves.

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what happens when a retard hits an iceberg with a gigantic boat? 1517 people die.

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What do have when a lawyer is buried up to his neck in sand? What you probably have is a lawyer on holiday with his children, allowing himself or herself to be buried in order to please said children.

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?Three men walk in to a bar. one walks with a limp. The other two make fun of him and joke of his inability to walk as well as others around him.

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whats big and white and falls from the sky\ Refrigerator

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Why can't Bin laden drive because he's dead

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Why did a girl get an STD? She had sex.

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How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side -Tag

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Why did Hitler kill himself? He realized what he'd gotten himself into and became severely depressed

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Knock Knock. Who's There. Teenage Pregnancy

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What did the Cat get for Christmas? Nothing cats don't celebrate Christmas

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How do you kill a blond? Put a scratch and sniff at the bottom of a pool.

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A: Knock Knock.. B: Who's there? A: John B: John Who? A: Shut the hell up, i'm masturbating.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, as it was locked safely in the chicken coop.

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Did you hear about the guy with no legs? He had them blown off by a tank shell in Afganistan.

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What's worst than being stung by a bee? being stung by two bees. what's worst than that? The Holocaust. What's worst than that? being stung by three bees.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? This joke.

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Jesus can walko water Humans are 70% water I can walk on humans Therefore i am 70% Jesus

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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