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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is the difference between a jew and a pizza? Jews are people and regularly attend a synagogue and pizza is and italian food that many people find to be enjoyable to eat

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know why the fuck he crossed the road, I don't know what he is thinking.

What did the the man, the dog, and the psychiatrist talk about? The man's childhood experience losing his pet as a contributer to his symptoms of psychosis.

whats the worst kind of homework? child abuse

What do you call a black guy driving an airplane? A pilot

A man is sitting on his couch. The lights go out and his TV begins to float away. He breaks down into tears believing he has been cursed for a crime he commited earlier.

First the lord created light by shouti... ...Then the lord travelled back in time in order to create voice before that. The lord then said "I almost logic and everything failed at the very beginning. he corrected himself and saw it was good,

A women gets a call saying her only daughter is trapped inside a burning building. She runs as fast as she can too her car before she realizes... women can't drive due to their role in society, so she returned to the kitchen and continued to make her master's sandwhich.

this new cologne, it's kind of gross smelling.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the middle of the ocean? A tragic drowning victim. And later, food for sharks, probably.

What would happen if an unstoppable object hit and unmovable object? I don't know, I was just wondering

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, I was asking you.

How does Lady Gaga like her meat? As a dress.

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Why did the man drown in the bath? He was a quadriplegic and couldn't support himself above the water.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

What's worse than a guy staring at you? Two guys staring at you.

Whats worse than finding a worm in an apple? having a worm sized penis.

Your mother is so fat that when she went to get weighed she was diagnosed as clinically obese and later broke down into tears.

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

A cheeseburger and fries walk into a bar. The bartender says "sorry, we don't serve lunch"

Have you see stevie wonders house? No. Neither has he.

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