Roses are red, Violets are purple not f**cking blue!

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A dyslexic blind man walks into the bartender behind the bra

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What hurts more than a papercut? A chainsaw between your legs.

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Why was sally crying? She could hear her parents having sex.

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Elephants can jump higher than the tallest building. You know why? It's because buildings can't jump.

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What's white and red all over? A white guy who walked in the ghetto.

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If you give a mouse a cookie... ...you're destroying its natural diet. It might die.

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If a blonde and a brunette fell off a cliff who would reach the ground first? The blonde because she was fatter.

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What is the leading cause of death? - Dying.

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whats wores than eating a vag. a gaint vag eating you.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Rhyming is hard, Zebra.

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Your mother is so heavy that she decided to try out nutrisystem

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What do you call a black guy that feeds children? A waiter

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Why wouldn't anyone want Helen Kellers dog? It's been buried for a long time...

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Why did the little boy ride his bike to school? It was a birthday present.

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What happenes if you put an elephant in the fridge? Nothing, it wouldnt fit.

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89 bottles of beer on the wall, 89 bottles of beer, if one alcoholic passes the wall, 0 bottles of beer on the wall!

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We can consider a wind turbine as a great ventilator that produces heat.

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Yo mama is so fat that she is in a diet and wants to lose weight by eating healthy.

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Charlie Sheen Walks Into a Rehab Center.....

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No soup for you!

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A black man and a mexican man are in a car. Who is driving? The cop. The two men were best friends who had taken a month off from working in their law firm. The mexican man, Alex, had recently gone through a divorce and John decided to take him on a trip backpacking across Europe. Rain had suddenly come upon them and a passing off-duty police officer had picked them up and took them to a nearby hotel. The three men had drinks and the friends had a wonderful rest of their trip. Alex, however never got over Jenny leaving him. 3 months after their return John found him dead in his home by auto-erotic asphyxiation.

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why did the kid struggle in school? because hes mentally retarted

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what's up? my penis.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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