How many blodnes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Approximately 17. with the addition of 6 brunettes.

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John has 32 candy bars. He eats 28. What does he have now? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

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What do you call a girl with no legs? Disabled.

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Ben Affleck

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a tomato.

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What did the kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Presents.

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roses are red carnations are white dont go to bed or ill f**k your friend dwite

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Q: how do you get a live elephant into a refrigerator? A: you buy an industrial sized refrigerator and then walk the elephant slowly but surely through the door.

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4 people: A pilot, Bill Gates, the Pope, and a little kid, are all on an airplane with only 3 parachutes, when the plane's engine explodes and starts to go down. But the pilot makes an emergency landing at a nearby airport and everybody is okay.

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Why do bees fly? Because evolution made them

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Why was the clown sad? Because he was found guilty of raping and murdering 33 young men, and sentenced to death for 12 of those murders by a jury of his piers.

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What happens when you go from a jew to a penguin? A huge climate change.

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What did the Crippled Orphan get for Christmas Cancer

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Dam. Mothers Against Dyslexia.

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what do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question ................

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Roses are red Violets are blue Im bad at making jokes And your a jew

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? I don't know, I've never tried to.

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What happens when you throw a red rock into a blue ocean. The rock gets wet.

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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What's the worst thing that can go wrong while trying to archieve something you desperately want? -Everything.

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Why didn't Johns book get published? He had dyslexia.

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what is orange and blue 2 colors

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why'd the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead. why;d the banana fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the monkey.

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What did Batman say to Robin just before they got in the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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