- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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cop arrests a jew and interrogates him Jew. i aint telling you nothing cop: really cop pours a bag of coins on the table jew: thats about $7.80 cop: you can have it if you tell us what we want to know jew: ok jew: i stole the money 123

life is like a box of chocolates... it doesnt last long for fat peopl

Doctor everybody that I stare at seems to die moments later! Uh, why are you looking at me so intensely... >:)

A black man, a mexican, and a christain are on an island. There are also many other people on the island, since all of North America and South America is one giant land mass.

Q: If I have 5 pencils, and you have 3 spoons, how many pancakes will stick to the ceiling? A: Purple, because aliens don't wear hats.

A blonde, a brunette, and a red-head are trapped on a desert island together After many days without food, they resort to cannibalism. The blonde eats the brunette, and the red-head eats the blonde. The red-head eventually dies once the water supply runs out.

You can lead a fool to wisdom, but you can't make him think.

A whore walks in to a bar. She soon finds her John and they leave to his hotel room.

What did King Tut say when he got scared? How would I know? It was over a thousand years ago.

Q: Why did Sally fall off the swing? A: How the heck would I know? I don't Sally.

"So, what do you fancy doing tonight?" "Does it matter? We'll end up doing what you want anyway..."

If a man and a woman get married in Texas and move to Washington are they still brother and sister?

You read this in school as a crowd of kids stand behind you laughing at your screen

One day a young gentleman was walking down the street. He sees a wounded dog laying there on the sidewalk. He goes to tend to the wounded animal. It bites his hand. He rushes to the hospital and tests positive for rabies. The man has to be vaccinated and the dog terminated.

What do Miley and Bill Ray Cyrus have in common? Half their DNA

What do babies suck on? juice boxes!

Roses are red violets are blue or at least that's what they tell me because I am blind

What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff.

How do you keep black people from your Kool-aid? How? You put it in a safe-deposit box.

the waterhorse is a beautiful creature. It often frolics through fields of wheat.

Knock Knock.. Who's there? The IRS, you owe $50,000 in back taxes and we're repossessing your home.

what do you call a gay ginger boy ? Ronan.

Name an American born white man in the NBA. Thats right, you cant

Lad: Whats that smell Girl: Nothing Lad: That is right nothing now get into the kitchen!

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