- Anti Joke

Q: Why do only 10% of women go to heaven? Your question is fundamentally wrong. Religion is a collective hallucination.

What's the difference between a jew and pizza? A Jew is human and pizza is food.

What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

What does a Somalian want for Christmas? Nothing hes Sunni Muslim and does not celebrate Christmas

what do you do when your girlfriend gives you head while playing MW3? continue to play while politely asking her sister to make you a sandwhich

Sloths

What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the middle of a lake? Bob

Wanna hear something dirty? Mud.

Q what's worse than Tori's singing A absolutely nothing !

A man walks into a bar. What does he say? A: Ow.

What do you call a deer with only one leg? A one legged deer. What do you call a deer with one leg, one eye and lives in Rome? Still a one legged deer.

Q: Why was the boy sad? A: Because his mother just got raped.

Knock, Knock Who's there? Orange That's impossible because orange's can't talk. Oh. It's Jim, I need to borrow your lawnmower.

What did the elephant say to the other elephant? Nothing. -Albert Einstein... LOL JOKES my name is PJ.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:What did the duck say to the other duck A:We are both ducks

How does Lady Gaga like her meat? As a dress.

Roses are red, Violets are dead, I climbed through your window, I'm under your bed

Why did the chicken cross the road? So it could cause traffic accidents.

How do you make a cripple cry Cut of his legs, THEN telll him a joke

ure mama's so fat

Roses are red Violets are blue Call the cops girl They can't unrape you

roses are red violets are blue im much younger than i look;)

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread!

What does a female Nazi call a tampon? A twatskika.