- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man was driving down the road and was swerving, a cop stops him and asks him to walk in a straight line, believing him to be drunk. The man replies "I can't, I've been blind since I was a child."

Have you see stevie wonders house? No. Neither has he.

Roses Are Red Violits Are Blue Screw it RUN!!

Knock Knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who? Doctor Watson - I'm here to see your little sister who is currently terminally ill and every second is of vital importance. Therefore this exchange of words is only worsening the already terrible situation that we find ourselves in. Please open the door.

What do you call a chicken who eats chicken. Cannibal

I saw a number three walking past me in the street the other day and I thought to my self that's odd.

Why was the boy sad? He was harassed by his mum who died in the 1800's and went into a depressive state in which he drove himself to death using a pair of pliers and a rechargeable battery. No, he really just stubbed his toe.

Why is Ian's name Ian? Because he was adopted

You know what's funny? Rape

An Asian woman is driving home from work and arrives in 30 minutes, which is strange because it normally does not take that long but she left during rush hour and the traffic was very bad at the time.

Why did The Chicken cross The Road? The Chicken was a new drug dealer to town and he did a deal with The Road , the town's existing drug dealer (they used these nicknames to hide their identities), but then back stabbed him to try and take the whole area for himself. Money and Power, as always.

What's worse than eating spinach? Dying.

Why couldn't the girl talk... she chocked to death -Alan Davis

what is black and white and read all over? A penguin in a blender

What did the cow say to the farmer? moo

What do you call an African American sitting on a park bench? Elephant-man (I forgot to mention, he has a giant elephant trunk)

A man told this joke once... it wasn't funny.

What would Ronald Reagan say if he was alive today? Nice to meet you my name is Ronald Reagan

Why couldn't the cat drink it's milk? Because it didn't have a face.

Q: Whats Long, Black and Smells? A: Sh*t

Why are aspirins white? Because the creator of aspirin didn't feel it necessary to color the pills.

What did the guy say before he learned how to Dougie? Teach me how to Dougie

Butterfly is standing on a flower. Cow comes and steps on that flower

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