- Anti Joke

The blond detective was searching a crime scene and replied to the police officer, "I smell something fishy about this situation." She was on her period as a matter of fact, and bled all over her trousers.

How did the hairless cat braid its hair? It didn't, it was hairless. Also, cats do not have opposable thumbs.

What used to be red, but isn't anymore? A scalped ginger.

Roses are red Violets are fine I'll be the 6 You be the 9

What do you call a black man walking down the street? Danger Approaching

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A Muslim walks into a bomb shop. Unfortunately for the bomb shop owner, the Muslim was a police officer. He proceeded to arrest the owner and the employees of the store, as it turned out that the selling of these particular explosive devices were illegal. They ended up in jail, and justice was served.

Why did the kid fall off the bike? Because he was paraplegic.

Knock knock. Who's there? the police.

A man was standing out in the rain and calls out to god saying "smite me god, SMITE ME NOW" and the man was arrested and booked cause a near by neighbor reported on the disturbance. he is now facing charges of disturbing the peace.

Tiny timmy likes timmy turner in his time of tingling on christmas.

Why did Hitler kill six million Jews? Why not? --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

How do you entertain a bored pharaoh? (written in 1600 BCE - Westcar Papyrus) -You sail a boatload of young women dressed only in fishing nets down the Nile and urge the pharaoh to go catch a fish

why did the chicken cross the road? because colonel sanders was chasing it with an axe

What happens when you mix mints with fizzy drinks Blast off

What did the homeless guy get for Christmas ? Frostbite

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do you drowned a blonde? put ankle weights on her and throw her in a river.

My teacher told me to so a report on women rights.....I turned in a blank sheet! ^.^

What green and eats rocks? Grass, i lied about the rocks

Why did the boy die while brushing his teeth? The toothbrush wasn't water-proof.

why did your mom die? Cuz i killed her

"Hey, do you guys wanna hear a joke?!" -no, shut up.

What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? It's socially acceptable to sit on a bench.

The Lord told Moses to come forth. He tripped and came fifth.