- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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when u cant say fuck say firetruck because it starts with f and it ends with uck ?firetruck?

What does a homeless man get for Valentines Day? Divorce papers

Q: How do you tell a Jewish person that you love them? A: You tell them "I love you".

What did the politician say to the bank robber? "Were both robbers"

Your mom is so fat shes having trouble getting into her own pants.

Q: Where does Cher sit? A: I have no idea.

Why did the Hispanic man have drugs in his pocket? He had just gone to the pharmacy.

Yo momma is so stupid that she walked off a cliff.

why did suzie fall off the swing? because shes autistic and her mother likes to abuse her.

Women's rights

Why did the robot cross the road? Because It was bionically fused to the chicken.

A muslim paints Mohammed

why can't you hear a pterodactyl pee? Because the "p" is silent

How do you make a blonde woman act in a porno? You get her consent and pay her money.

Last week, one of my ex girlfriends called me. She said she had to tell me some bad news. "I don't know how to tell you this but I have AIDS. I really didn't know how to reply to that so I said the only thing I could say. "Yeah, I know."

When life gives you cancer, make cancerade.

What do you get when you cross a black man and a Mexican man? I don't know.

what did the girl said to the stalker? i dont know cuz if i did, i would be a stalker

Why did Lucy drop her ice-cream ? Because she got hit by a bus. Knock knock. Who is there ? NOT LUCY !

Your mother is overweight. This is largely due to her sedentary lifestyle.

Why did the baby boy start crying? He got hit with a toaster

Why was the penguin popular? He cuts himself.

Why did the Chicken Cross the Road? The Light was red.

whats the differences between an atari and a xbox 360 i don't know i'm not a video game nerd

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