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a man walks into a bar and dies

A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: ''Ugh, that's the ugliest baby I've ever seen!'' The woman gets off the bus and files a complaint with the public transit system and the driver loses his job.

The AIDS patient was gay

Your mama is so poor that she is on welfare, but she is ashamed to tell you and cries herself to sleep every night.

what is the best thing to do if you are stuck in a cave with ten lions that haven't eaten in ten years? well the lions aren't the thing to worry about because if they have not eaten in ten years then they would have starved to death

What is the difference between a Jew and a canoe? A canoe tips.

Why did the little boy drop his Icecream? Because I ran him over with my Bus!!

Whats a cat? A cat!

Ran into my ex last night, so I put my truck in reverse and did it again.

Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left him.

what did the kid say when the bully took his ice cream nothing the bully punched him in the face first.

Do not believe the sentence below. Believe the sentence above.

Knock knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Cancer.

a Jewish preist grew up in a black family. what do you call them? a loving family.

A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender asks "Why the long face", the horse replies I have an extra 21st chromosome.

Knock Knock Who's There? Nobody, you have no friends.

why did the mexican cross the road to get to the other country

knock knock. who's there? Ida Ida who? Idanno, don't ask me.

My cousins so stupid she makes straight A's

William came home from school and was very tired. He went to the kitchen and got a chocolate bar. Then he died.

Poop.

What's worse then burning in hell for eternity? Well, a lot considering hell is a made-up place.

why was the man sad? His mom was killed in a car accident. His wife commited suicide? His kids were drowned in the bathtub by their mother before she commited suicide. But he was sad because he forgot to take his depression medication.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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